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As everybody knows, second most popular term that women use to search when looking for someone online to meet. Tall . Motorcycle. Yeah. [laughter] all right. For real . For real. So women want a guy that is tall, dark and handsome thats the general rule. And rides a hog. And rides a motorcycle. Heres what they say, why is it the bad boy what is why . Is it justhe chaps . Number one guys with motorcycles ha a little extra umf. So do the chicks right . Yeah girls. [laughter] i like it. They say th...

He is not like cnn or fellow politicians who factor in race, gender, Sexual Orientation before they criticize you. Thats why we joke about how the squad is a protected class. Oh, we better not say anything. So they give special dispensation to protective classes where trump doesnt. So whos more racist . The guy who doesnt care who you sleep with, what color you are, or the patronizing media. I would go with the media is more racist than trump because after all, they are so in hones. We had fox n...

Does that personally familiar to anybody? do you recognize that? lets eat -- my assistant johnn johnny! he was not here yesterday, which is very suspicious. he has no alibi, so i think someone at the 106th precinct might have to interview the guy. not good. >> are we not paying him enough? he has to rob a church? you really want a raise that badly? >> are you going to nail this "one more thing? ">> probably not. if the magic chair of guess what. but i promise the viewers and all of you on speed ...