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in a dramatic final. morning, all. heavy overnight rain continues to push its way steadily north and east. it will linger for much of the day across southern and eastern scotland accompanied by gail with gusts of winds. elsewhere it is a blustery sunday afternoon, sunny spells and scattered showers, but some of those will be heavy in bunbury. all of those details coming up bunbury. all of those details coming up shortly. —— heavy and thundery. its sunday october 29. our main story:...

>> i think nobody knows more about campaign finance than i do because im the biggest contributor. >> what about reform? does it need reform? >> its very complex -- >> youre the reform party. >> its a very complex thing. as an example, im allowed to give $1,000 to every senator. now i love it because im capped out at a thousand dollars per senator. >> soft money. >> can i just say these are the moments where im like are we living in like a movie where theres a joke being on us? did donald trump j...

Base. so if hes going to back to republic republicans, hes going to stop this need for a free for all. >> maybe this wasnt such a bad idea and its a picture of president obama speaking at a classroom with two teleprompters there, kind of funny about how controlled president obama was with the joke being, maybe, sticking to telepromters not such a horrible idea for presidents. >> all the grief that president obama got for sticking to prompter. and now donald trump is getting praise when he sticks...

These [ bleep ], they always get away. those were the words in that grown mans mouth as he followed in the dark a 17-year-old boy who he didnt know. >> attorney don west then counters with a shocking approach to begin the defense. >> knock knock. whos there. george zimmerman. george zimmerman who? all right, good. youre on the jury. nothing? >> the jury isnt laughing. >> i dont think in any of my years as an attorney i ever heard a joke being made in opening statements. >> the joke bombs. and th...

Talk about that statement that he made and the nature of it. it seemed so very different than what we would have expected from his predecessor, benedict xvi. >> reporter: well, of course. he was in good humor. he was very joyful and very well-spirited in a way. he was -- we were all giggling, the 5,000 journalists that told the story when he was in the sistine chapel and got the two-thirds majority, he was sitting next to his best friend, the archbishop emeritus of sao paulo who was supporting h...

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