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Elephant in my pajamas. how he got in my pajamas i dont know. >> the humor of groucho marks is considered funny. i talk a lot how laughter can be like medicine. it can improve our health, make us more tolerant to pain. why are some things nony and some not. it depends on who you ask. i asked scott wiems. he joins me from arkansas. welcome to the program. >> thank you. thank you for having me. >> i was excited about your book. you approach this topic from that vantage point. you spent a decade lo...

Elephant in my pajamas. how he got in his pajamas, i dont know. >> you know, no matter who you or where you grew up the humor of groucho marx is considered pretty universally funny. i talk a lot on this program how laughter can literally be like medicine. but why are some things funny and some things no the? we all know it depends on who you ask and today i decided to ask scott weems, hes the author of "ha the science of how we laugh and why." he joins us from little rock. welcome to the program...

Were back. new jersey governor chris christie cant seem to stop talking about his weight, and maybe he wants it that way. first, christie poked fun at his weight this week with david were back. new jersey governor chris christie cant seem to stop talking about his weight, and maybe he wants it that way. first, christie poked fun at his weight this week with david letterman. >> im basically the healthiest fat guy you have ever seen in your life. >> president clintons former white house doctor, co...

Letterman. >> im basically the healthiest fat guy you have ever seen in your life. >> president clintons former white house doctor, connie mariano, didnt find his joke funny. she told cnn shes worried christie could die in office because hes so overweight. >> i worry that he may have a heart attack, he may have a stroke. its almost like a time bomb waiting to happen. >> the doctors comment didnt sit well with the tough talking new jersey governor. he pounded her for it. >> i find it fascinating ...

Were back. new jersey governor chris christie canted seem to stop talking about his weight and maybe he wants it that way. first, christie poked fun at his weight this week with david letterman. >> basically the healthiest fat guy you have ever seen in your life. >> president clintons former white house doctor connie mar ian o didnt find his joke funny. she told cnn shes worried christie could die in office because hes so overweight. >> i worry that he may have a heart attack, he may have a stro...

morning. stephen cobelbert is exploring possible run for the office. >> i am proud to announce that i am forming an exploratory committee to lay the groundwork for my possible candidacy for the president of united states of south carolina. >> finally, im feeling excited about this. race, we get to weigh in and what it all means for the republicans and that, of course, hear about this? the conductor of the philharmonic, cell phone rings in the middle of a performance and you know what h...

Fooing is that women tend to respond more to narrative and word play than slapstick. well see about that. roll some tape. >> how about you? you are not into that? >> no, no reaction. that wasnt funny to me. i love these people that rationalize the differences between men and women. i dont care about the neurological explanation for why i didnt laugh at your joke. maybe i was depressed that day because i just found out mtv no longer considers me the target demographic. maybe i was staring at your...