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>> television has grown faster than a teenager, and now it is time to grow up. ♪ ♪ ♪ the tv was the center of the house. i dont remember a time without tv. >> by 1960, essentially every household in america had a television. it was a new way of bringing the world to you. >> when something big happened on television, it really did happen to the entire country and impacted the entire country at the same time. >> keep an awakened eye on the world. >> suddenly television was the ma...

 

Nbc presents ron and martins "laugh in." ♪ ♪ >> our country would be much better off with a strong leader. >> i know, but sinatra cant do everything. >> when "laugh in" came along, wed never seen anything that was kind of like grown-ups acting goofy and hip that way, you know? it had girls dancing in bikinis, they had the joke wall. >> whos in there with you? >> cool hand luke! >> it was nothing but jokes. >> i at the hospital. >> anything serious? >> a black widow bit me. >> it never would ...

Nbc presents rowan and martins "laugh-in." [ applause ] ♪ >> our country will be much better off with a strong leader. >> i know, but sinatra cant do everything. >> when "laugh-in" came along, wed never seen anything that was kind of like grown-ups acting goofy and hip that way. you know? they had girls dancing in bikinis and the joke wall. >> whos in there with you? >> cool hand luke. >> and it was nothing but jokes. >> i was at the hospital. >> anything serious? >> a black widow bit me. >> w...

  Next time someone “cherry-picks” a bible quote at you…it’s a few years old…but still relevant   In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you...

Nbc presents rowan and martins "laugh-in." ♪ >> our country will be much better off with a strong leader. >> i know, but sinatra cant do everything. >> when "laugh-in" came along, wed never seen anything that was kind of like grown-ups acting goofy and hip that way. they had girls dancing in bikinis and the joke wall. >> whos in there with you? >> cool hand luke. >> and it was nothing but jokes. >> i was at the hospital. >> anything serious? >> a black widow bit me. >> well, it never would hav...

Nbc presents rowan and martins "laugh-in." ♪ >> our country would be much better off with a strong leader. >> i know, but sinatra cant do everything. >> when "laugh-in" came along, wed never seen anything that was kind of like grown-ups acting goofy and hip that way. they had girls dancing in bikinis and they had the joke wall. >> whos in there with you? >> cool hand luke. >> and it was nothing but jokes. >> i was at the hospital. >> oh, anything serious? >> a black widow bit me. >> well, it n...

>> when "laugh-in" came along, wed never seen anything that was kind of like grown-ups acting goofy and hip that way. they had girls dancing in bikinis and the joke wall. >> whos in there with you? >> cool hand luke. >> and it was nothing but jokes. >> i was at the hospital. >> anything serious? >> a black widow bit me. >> well, it never would have happened if hed been a gentleman. >> jugs. >> we took it to the network and the network said what the hell is this? this makes no sense. i said, righ...

♪ >> our country will be much better off with a strong leader. >> i know, but sinatra cant do everything. >> when "laugh-in" came along, wed never seen anything that was kind of like grown-ups acting goofy and hip that way. they had girls dancing in bikinis and the joke wall. >> whos in there with you? >> cool hand luke. >> and it was nothing but jokes. >> i was at the hospital. >> anything serious? >> a black widow bit me. >> well, it never would have happened if hed been a gentleman. >> jugs...

Nbc presents rowan and martins "laugh-in." ♪ >> our country will be much better off with a strong leader. >> i know, but sinatra cant do everything. >> when "laugh-in" came along, wed never seen anything that was kind of like grown-ups acting goofy and hip that way. they had girls dancing in bikinis and the joke wall. >> whos in there with you? >> cool hand luke. >> and it was nothing but jokes. >> i was at the hospital. >> anything serious? >> a black widow bit me. >> well, it never would hav...