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Days. >> those were fun for like 30 seconds and then you are like, this is the worst toy ever. >> i think comedians know when it is too soon. i remember the day of the boston marathon bombing there were a lot of unfunny tweets out there. i tweeted a good way to know if your joke is funny is nobody who is funny is making boston marathon jokes. >> with twitter there is an idea that i have to be the first guy to get a joke out. if you dont win first place prizes for speed a lot of time the jokes ar...

Over well. >> comedians and presidents practice the routines in front of other people. its important to note, a joke can go over great in the room but people watching it at home can take it completely differently. practice makes perfect, but you never know. >> im looking through some of the comments president clintons one of his speech writers said we prepared for this thing like it was the state of the union. there were only two speeches we practiced numerous times that was the state of the uni...