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Ingraham angle from washington tonight. This is a fox news alert. Ryan routh has now been officially charged with the attempted assassination of former president trump. More details on that in moments. But, first: zelenskyy, the harris surrogate. Thats the focus of tonights angle. Laura: now, i thought democrats were against election interference by foreign governments and foreign leaders. Well, what would you call yesterdays stunt trip by volodymyr zelenskyy to the battleground state of pennsyl...

Reeves, who while saying there were difficult decision to come she was trying to say we have a plan for a better Future And Thatis plan for a better future and that is exactly the tone of Keir Starmer ll speech today, as we expect it to be. So we will talk about light at the end of the tunnel. He will talk about a shared struggle. What they are trying to do in light of the criticism about being overly gloomy is explain to the country they are not just about doom, they have a plan and a vision, f...

Sir Keir Starmer will say there is light at the end of the tunnel in the form of faster ecOnomic growth and falling nhs Waiting Lists, but hell warn there are no easy answers. Well bring you full coverage of that as it happens 2pm. The Home Secretary Yvette Cooper has addressed the cOnference in the last Hour And Lisa nandy, the secretary for culture, Media And Sport is expected to speak in about half an hour. So, dOnt anyOne tell me that was a protest. DOnt anyOne tell me that was about immigra...

Closeness race. This, as Donald Trump is trying to boost his flagging support among women by promising to be there, quote protector, were breaking down his remarks and the backlash also also tonight, independent senator Joe Manchin declares he wont endorse Kamala Harris slamming your call to gut the senate, filibuster for a national abortion Rights Bill will get reaction from democratic Senator Mark kelly of arizona. Plus, as Israel And Hezbollah trade new Attacks President biden says peace in t...

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President biden taking one of his final bows on the World Stage addressing the united Nations World Assembly against a backdrop of global conflict and chaos. All of which unfolded during his time as Commander In Chief. Bidens remarks touched on the turmoil in the middle east. His administrations disastrous withdrawal from afghanistan, the two wars which began during his presidency, and his decision to exhibit 2024 president ial race. This summer, i faced a decision, whether to seek a second term...

We expect any moment that we will hear from Attorney General Merrick Garland and Rule Weve heard them quite a bit lately after we didnt hear a lot for quite some time but he is expected to also take questions after this announcement of a Doj Being Action against visa but what is going to happen in the Question And Answer period we expect are some questions about the dojs handling of now the second Assassination Attempt on former President Trumps life. Trump this blasted justice and the fbi and s...

Trump endorsed Republican Candidate for governor North Carolina and the gentleman who cnn reported recently described himself years ago as a. He praised hitler and called for the return of slavery in the Washington Post reported on him praising Mein Kampf. Mark robinson the Republican Candidate for governor denies all of it but i should note he has said explicitly that he wants to go back to a time when women werent allowed to vote and he has not denied that because it is on tape. You heard a lo...

Day to election voting. Youre looking at a registered independent who is proud to vote again and again and again because im an american and that is what americans do. Early voting has already started in some states. The election is basically here. It is here. Candidates ask people to vote because that is the whole purpose of a campaign. Win more votes. And that is usually meant motivating people for Election Day which is why we hear so much about voting occurring on a single day. I like the part...

Greg: yes! yes. Yes. All right, i will take it, for now. Happy monday, everyone. Last friday joe biden turned over a cabinet meeting to his wife. If that is not bad enough he then put hunter in charge of the medicine cabinet. Man boobs. Vice president harris will skip this fundraising dinner, a feature which traditionally shows presidential candidates roasting each other. She pulled out at the last minute. If only her husband had done the same thing with the nanny. Terrible. This person was crit...