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Second prison . No, but i mean, he cant hurt me a country that bills itself as the worlds oldest democracy we sure do love a strong man. And from teddy roosevelt, all the way up to our Reality Tv President nowhere produces more of them than the Empire State and i got it in an age where Congresss Approval Rating hovering somewhere around sewer rants, we want to vote for the politician who can finally just get things done that was Elliot Spitzer to a tee but when New Yorkers sent the sheriff of Wa...

Greg all right. First of all, i would like to apologize to Tonights Audience and the viewers at home we will not be airing a cooking segment tonight. We apologize to mr. Do see but you will still be able to get his new Book Cooking with crisco for free. Instead we have a very special show tonight, lets welcome our guests, she is still quite humourous with a fetus in her uterus. New york times bestselling Author Or Author kat. She is from San Francisco but she will appreciate indoor plumbing, Emi...

, Lisa Boothe along with anita vogel, Guy Benson and charlie hurt. Welcome to the big Weekend Show. The big story tonight, Donald Trump. Very important member of my family, far more than eric or laura and her name is carolina. Make america great again. [cheering] would anyone like to meet luke, her brother . Vote for grandpa. Thats cute. Trump is grandkids on stage and heartwarming moment a massive rally in North Carolina is trump on many issues including the economy and immigration today early ...

Are following multiple Breaking News Stories at this hour, starting in the middle east. Fears of an All Out War are growing as Israel And Iran backed hezbollah continue to trade strikes across the lebanon border. The idf says its intensifying strikes against the militant group. At this hour, after hezbollah reportedly fired more than 100 rockets into Northern Israel overnight, some of those Rockets Landing near israeli military facilities and an air base, you can see the damage left behind there...

News stories at this hour, starting in the middle east. Fears of an All Out War are growing as Israel And Iran backed hezbollah continue to trade strikes across the lebanon border. The idf says its intensifying strikes against the militant group. At this hour, after hezbollah reportedly fired more than 100 rockets into Northern Israel overnight, some of those Rockets Landing near israeli military facilities and an air base, you can see the damage left behind. Officials say at least three people ...

Its the you 9 00 a. M. Hour On Fox Friends Weekend starting with this. Too late to debate, trump says another Prime Time Show Dop isds off the table. Ive done two. Its too late to do another. Voting is cast. Voters are out there. Vivek ramaswamy on the state of the race. Yet another video shows Kamala Harris flipflops, this time her promise to outright Ban Fracking in 2019. Im committed to passing a Green New Deal creating clean jobs and finally putting an end to fracking once and for all. Kamal...

Have i got news for you kenan thompson and for roy wood jr. In the news this week at a town hall with oprah kamala harris said that if someone breaks into her house, they getting shot, which is probably why her husband enters the house like this hey, its done excitement is building for the hbo reboot of harry potter especially now that theyve found there hagrid, we get up harry get your fat and out of the couch whose join me in welcoming our team captains ever referred congressman from pennsylva...

Night. live in new york city for another big episode of the cable news keg party and its ladies night with an all female panel. [applause] kind of a big deal because the only three women who dont have adams apples. [laughter] lets see these babes, podcast powerhouse monday night football legend and one of the few women in media not hooking up with rfk junior, michelle in the house. [laughter] was apprised me about the story is apparently he was in a 16 relationship with a reporter and people we...

, lisa boothe along with anita vogel, guy benson and charlie hurt. Welcome to the big weekend show. The big story tonight, donald trump. Very important member of my family, far more than eric or laura and her name is carolina. Make america great again. [cheering] would anyone like to meet luke, her brother? vote for grandpa. Thats cute. Trump is grandkids on stage and heartwarming moment a massive rally in north carolina is trump on many issues including the economy and immigration today early v...

i was a nursing student and going to cal state la, and, you know, hanging out and doing what most 20, 21yearolds do. And i was dragged to this club, and there was lev parnas. Gold chain and his cartier glasses and his christian audigier goldfoiled hoodie. He said he was in la to produce a movie. The evening went by. We were talking. We were relating. Me and lev are both immigrants from ukraine. Similar background, similar upbringing. The foundation, its still the soviet union. The next day, he ...