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A special Labor Day edition. Enjoy the 5 00 p. M. Hour, ari. I was going to say, nicolle, it doesnt feel right being here 5 00 to 6 00. Doesnt feel right. But at least i got to see you. Yeah, have a great show. Its a great time. I was happy to come in early. Youre now here early. Its great to get to see more of you. Absolutely. And have a great rest of the Labor Day with you and yours. Welcome to the beat, everyone. Im ari melber. It is Labor Day but theres a lot going on in the world, on the ca...

Welcome to welcome to primetime weekend. Im rachel maddow. Lets get right to the weeks top stories. The past 24 hours have been a microcosm of the race. Kamala harris and tim walz doing the standard campaign work for a major party candidate. They kept an even keel at the sitdown interview last night that went through a lot of the republican charges against them. While they are doing that, trump is out there, honestly stumbling to put together english sentences. His campaign keeps stepping in ma...

And to, you know, describe the theatre and the Home Front and all the elements of war, but i was very worried whether i would come across as some kind of creepy tourist who was just kind of feasting on the unusual sight and ticking it off on a weird bucket list. That wasnt my intention, i was invited there, but im aware that its a sensitive area, isnt it . Oh, but you can see. I mean, vitaly, im sure, agrees with me that the reaction of ukrainians that you were there, they were very honoured, th...

Its a great pleasure to be in your presence, stephen. People in ukraine know who you are, they follow you, and they appreciate what you do. No, im thrilled to be here. It was extraordinary to visit ukraine almost a year ago, and i still think about it almost every day and follow whats going on in the news with puzzlement, hope, sometimes despair, and often bafflement. Wars are such complex machines, beasts, whatever we want to call them, arent they . And its very hard to understand them. And, yo...

[ applause ] greg thank you. Can Somebody Help that poor woman who fainted . Happy thursday everyone. This fall, Chris Christie will Teachers Class at el on how to run a political campaign. He will discuss everything hes ever done and then say dont do that. The class will only be open to ten students because thats the most that will fit in there with him. The class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be a...

Armies. People use the Word Proxy a lot. They are iranian armies. If iran stops funding them, they disappear. So when the biden administration tells israel that it should not go Into Rafah, or that it should hold up or should pause or deescalate on rafah, that in hindsight, was exactly the wrong policy decision. Israel went Into Rafah. They were incredibly effective. There were very few civilian casualties, and they decapitated a lot of the hamas militant racist, bigoted capability. And they wer...

Mark Hello America i am Mark Levin this is life, Liberty Levin saturday and i hope youre having a wonderful labor day weekend. We have a very special program for you. Its a Twopart Program Tonight into Tomorrow Night 8 00 p. M. Eastern as well. My interview with President Trump. Let me spell you something unique about this interview i do not interview President Trump a lot. Last time was about a year end a half ago march 2023. He has a fantastic new book coming out called Save America. Beautiful...

Hello, i am Nicole Saphier along with licia, David Webb and joey jones. Welcome to the big Weekend Show. The story tonight, Joe Biden at the Beach And Kamala harris types mean tweets. Day 12 of vacation for the president as he sunbathed in front of the cameras in delawa delaware. His vp Kamala Harris taking time off the trail this Holiday Weekend seems to be airing out grievances about Donald Trump on x. This time shes doubling down on a push to get the debate will change. The Keyboard Complaini...

Hello america im Mark Levin and this is life, Liberty Levin saturday i hope youre having a wonderful Labor Dayn th weekend. We havs e a very special program for you. Y we two part program tonight, and Tomorrow Night 8 p. M. Eastern a well my interview with President Trump, now let me tell you something that is unique about this interview. P. I dont interview President Trump a lot. T last time was about a year and a half ago march 2023. Hes a fantastic new book coming out called Save America,as a...

The most wellknown captives having been featured in multiple Hostage Videos put out by hamas. In the wake of his capture his parents were outspoken in their efforts to bring home their son and the other hostages, even taking the stage at the Democratic National Convention roughly 2 weeks ago urging for the immediate release of the hostages were pleading for The End of the bloodshed in gaza. Protesting unfolding across israel. Thousands of people out as temperatures try to pressure the government...