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This is bbc news. Well have the headlines for you at the top of the hour, which is straight after this programme. Hi, im ros atkins with this weeks edition of the media show. Were going to talk about the messaging app telegram after its founder was arrested close to paris. Well also bejoined by the editor of the satirical website in the us, the onion, which is relaunching its print edition. And well hear about a blockbuster game which has been made in china. Lets start by talking about the messa...

Today and onehalf twist. Where does the former president released dan on abortion what he said, and what voters could make of it. Keeping them honest. Also tonight that vulgar post he spread online about sex acts. Kamala harris and hillary clinton, because running mate was asked about it and how he tried to explain it is causing fresh up. Later. All were learning about the tragic killing of a star hockey player and his brother by a suspected drunk driver that very night for their sisters wedding...

Straight from the source and i, donald trump doing damage control as he has slammed not only from the left, but also by some on the right over his shifting positions on abortion and ivf. He has been all over them map in just the last 24 hours also was kamala harris refuse to distance herself too much from president bidens positions in that cnn exclusive interview, the city vp is now seen by voters as just as much of a change candidate as her opponent, or to go inside those surprising numbers and...

He ran in 2016, he understood that overturning roe v wade was a core conservative priority. So he agreed to put that list of judgeses out before the election. Who were conservative. I am going to give a list of either five or ten judges s tha i will picick to show. You may not trust me on this issue, but heres what i would do if i was president, i will guarantee that those are going to be first judges that t i put up foror a nomomination. If i win, thahat tells meme that. . Yes, i can trust you ...

Have you heard from camila would love to that would be so wild that im like just doing a silly video and then the vice president is aware of it. Thatd be crazy calm a lot. But crazier things have happened even kamala harris seemed are struck by the trajectory her life has taken the most extraordinary story at her reese has only been a month a month elizabeth wagmeister, cnn, los angeles thanks for joining us. The source starts now straight from the source and i, donald trump doing damage control...

Solomon in new york and this is cnn hello again and welcome. Its time to break down the big stories with some smart people. Today, were asking, after all the pressure to sit for an interview, did kamala harris do enough to address her flipflops on key issue then moving to the middle will break down donald trumps flips on abortion and ivf, which many pro lifers dont seem to have a problem with and later pricing pumpkin potable how falls, favorite coffee drank is outpacing inflation. The panel her...

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Sometimes great challenge is right under your nose i hanako montgomery in tokyo, and this is cnn you are in the cnn and newsroom. Im jessica dean in new york and we begin with breaking news from the middle east where the israeli defense forces say they have located, quote, a number of bodies during combat in the gaza strip, seen an international diplomatic editor, nic robertson is joining us now, live from jerusalem with the latest on this, nic reminding everyone details now very scant. But what...

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Our premier event is taking place september 7th in brooklyn, new york. I will be there with the rest of the gang, you do not want to miss it. Good evening from new york, we have a two hour special edition of all in on this labor day weekend yves, we are 67 days out from the election which i cannot believe, the past 24 hours have been a microcosm of the whole race, youve got kamala harris and tim walz doing the standard campaign work, they kept an even keel in a sitdown interview last night that ...