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New segment. Its called whaat . It all came crashing down for n. A. A. C. P. Spokane president Rachel Dolezal who had been portraying herself as a black woman for the past ten years. Jon whaat . Whaat . Thats crazy. Theres an ncaacp chapter in spokane . All right. Ten years of pretending to be a black woman. Interesting. What is she . Ruth ann and Lawrence Dolezal say their 37yearold daughter is white. They say their ancest ree is czech swedish and german. Jon whaat . Ruff laugh czech swedish an...

Past ten years. Jon whaat . Whaat . Thats crazy. Theres an ncaacp chapter in spokane . All right. Ten years of pretending to be a black woman. Interesting. What is she . Ruth ann and Lawrence Dolezal say their 37yearold daughter is white. They say their ancest ree is czech swedish and german. Jon whaat . Ruff laugh czech swedish and german. Really [bleep] white. laughter even powder is like thats one white lady. Thats a white lady. Shes white. But that underrated underrated. So this woman took t...

Writing. Im to the going to talk about the guest right now, i will begin tonights show with you know, i dont have that many but a bran new segment. Its called whaat . It all came crashing down for n. A. A. C. P. Spokane president Rachel Dolezal who had been portraying herself as a black woman for the past ten years. Jon whaat . Whaat . Thats crazy. Theres an ncaacp chapter in spokane . All right. Ten years of pretending to be a black woman. Interesting. What is she . Ruth ann and Lawrence Doleza...

York this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. We have a good show for you tonight. Good friend judd apatow is going to be on the program tonightment hell talk all about a book hes been writing. Im to the going to talk about the guest right now, i will begin tonights show with you know, i dont have that many but a bran new segment. Its called whaat . It all came crashing down for n. A. A. C. P. Spokane president Rachel Dolezal...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. I have a good divest tonight. The most delightful laugh in television to my mind, judge Andrew Napolitano will be joining us right over here. First, i want to let you people know i am a jew who is in to politics. cheers and applause . Been doing the show 15 years now. laughter speaking of which, ooh, i think we have a new middle east war brewing out there. Thats latebreaking news. Well have to deal with that when we get back. Whats better th...

That 47 of the country would not vote for him because they saw himself as victims, entitled housing, health care, from the government. As it turns out, much to his disappointment, barack obama was able to pick up four more percent of real america giving him the victory. Of course romney walked back his 47 statement. In this case i said something that was just completely wrong, and i absolutely believe, however, that my life has shown that i care about 100 , and and thats been demonstrated throug...

Politics. cheers and applause . Been doing the show 15 years now. laughter speaking of which, ooh, i think we have a new middle east war brewing out there. Thats latebreaking news. Well have to deal with that when we get back. Whats better than a middle east war. Lets begin one more from the where are they now . You may remember mitt romney made a rather infamous statement that 47 of the country would not vote for him because they saw himself as victims, entitled housing, health care, from the g...

Cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. I have a good divest tonight. The most delightful laugh in television to my mind, judge Andrew Napolitano will be joining us right over here. First, i want to let you people know i am a jew who is in to politics. cheers and applause . Been doing the show 15 years now. laughter speaking of which, ooh, i think we have a new middle east war brewing out there. Thats latebreaking news. Well have to deal with that when we get b...

Almost too thick hair and at the end theyll show pictures that will make you wish that was on the movie instead. My apologies if any of my bits were on mad tv five years ago. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. 8 captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a a show for you tonight. My guest tonight, the former iraq ambassador to th...

Legal ruling comes down that makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recently you can no longer use kittens for skeet shooting. [laughter] [audience reacts] before you, oh, that cat does look like its attacking. Im just going to give you the visual that. Does not look like happy kitty. But these legal decisions are the subject of ...