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Jon heroin everybody. Welcome to the daily show. Who am i . My name is jon stewart. You can call me what, am i the only guy who high brow audience tonight some bad. Wait, wait, dont tell me. Did you see that . [bleeped]. My guest tonight is elizabeth moss. But first, let me take you back. Last week on the daily show. Crisis on the border. Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, ...

Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, were going to end up with the status quo. Jon so all we need to save ourselves is for congress to sit down and reason. [laughter] together. Oh, my god [screaming maniacally] can they do it . [laughter] did they do it . Because actually, spoiler alert, you could have watched the news between friday and monday and you probably already know, ...

Last week on the daily show. Crisis on the border. Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, were going to end up with the status quo. Jon so all we need to save ourselves is for congress to sit down and reason. [laughter] together. Oh, my god [screaming maniacally] can they do it . [laughter] did they do it . Because actually, spoiler alert, you could have watched the news betwee...

Forces. Um, and that was sort of my goal, my goal with the book. As far as the consumer thing, i just think, yeah, its very pervasive in our chul you cultu, and one of the counterarguments to the book has always been like, well, convenience. Amazon is convenient, and convenience is a consumer value, and i think we need to push back on that as something that, you know, underpins a lot of our choices and our activities. Right. And, frank foer, ill let you get the last word in on that. Right. We ha...

A bunch of white people move to the neighborhood and open up cupcake stores everywhere. John liberals object to the alternatives. Home sweet home. Thats our show tonight. And now, john stossel. John do you own a home or plan to . Were told there are big advantages to Home Ownership. First, youll mange money, they make money. They say buying a home is the best investment you can make. Second, Home Ownership is good for the community because homeowners care more about their schools and maintaining...

John and mixed neighborhoods a bunch of white people move to the neighborhood and open up cupcake stores everywhere. John liberals object to the alternatives. Home sweet home. Thats our show tonight. And now, john stossel. John do you own a home or plan to . Were told there are big advantages to Home Ownership. First, youll mange money, they make money. They say buying a home is the best investment you can make. Second, Home Ownership is good for the community because homeowners care more about ...

A bunch of white people move to the neighborhood and open up cupcake stores everywhere. John liberals object to the alternatives. Home sweet home. Thats our show tonight. And now, john stossel. John do you own a home or plan to . Were told there are big advantages to Home Ownership. First, youll mange money, they make money. They say buying a home is the best investment you can make. Second, Home Ownership is good for the community because homeowners care more about their schools and maintaining...

Physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations...

Physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations...

Cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations. laughter again, my apologies to uranus. laughter we laughter i might be pronouncing that wrong, but we certainly did not mean to forget your birthday last year. I hope this card finds you well. laughter applause cheers , ...