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Why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations. laughter again, my apologies to uranus. laughter we laughter i might be pronouncing that wrong, but we certainly did not mean to forget your birt...

Physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a good show for you tonight. My guest tonight astrophysicist. Astrophysicist. Not the regular bleep physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth da...

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Go in peace. We want to work [chanting] the Government Shutdown in washington figure prominently. Democrat Cory Brucker Booker is running against republican stephen long amend. This is a special election for the seat of frank lautenberg. Good evening. Welcome to all of you. We are one week away now from election day like no other and of course the stakes are huge. We are honored to be on the campus of Rowan University and we want to thank our partners who made this possible from the Philadelphia...

And what color we are and thats the real problem. We are the only National Television network devoted exclusively to nonfiction books throughout the fall. Next remarks by Marissa Mayer ceo of yahoo . She sat down with techcrunch Founder Michael arrington to discuss the state in the future of yahoo . From the Fourth Annual disrupt conference this is 26 minutes. [applause] did you see that . The cookie thing . I didnt. [laughter] its amazing what they are doing these days. First of all before we t...

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Many of those infected attended a white house rose garden event last saturday introducing judge Amy Coney Barrett. President trumps nominee for the Supreme Court. We have live Fox Team Coverage on all angles of the president s diagnosis, but we begin with Mark Meredith. They dont know how he contracted it and the focus is on making sure the family gets the treatment they need. It was around this time last night that we saw the president there wearing a mask make his way to marine one and fly to ...

Bidens cabinet nominees appearing before Different Senate committees today as they start the confirmation process. Next hour, secretary of state Anthony Blinken is set to appear before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for whats likely to be a contentious hearing. Among those grilled earlier was Homeland Security secretary, being pressed on the Migrant Caravan heading toward the United States. If youre confirmed as secretary of Homeland Security, this is the message they need to hear when t...

Moss. But first, let me take you back. Last week on the daily show. Crisis on the border. Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, were going to end up with the status quo. Jon so all we need to save ourselves is for congress to sit down and reason. [laughter] together. Oh, my god [screaming maniacally] can they do it . [laughter] did they do it . Because actually, spoiler alert,...