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No apparent reason the big barge theory. laughter then, one is a seasoned tough asnails investigator. The other is adam schiff. Together, with one other guy, they are pelosi, schiff and macgyver. laughter finally, a sitcom about a president raising his two half witted sons while violating the constitution. Two and a half brains. laughter and applause its all happening right here on cbs and local ukranian affiliates. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight ukraine wreck. Plus, s...

And devin nunes. I dont know anything about quid pro quo. A spineless scope. Ive written the whole process off. Ive written him off, i think this is a bunch of best. Graham with the wind as god as my witness, ill never trust Lindsey Graham again announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, quid pro quo, plus stephen welcomes John Dickerson and musical guest king princess, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its St...

Eers andpplause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, quit while youre ahead plus stephen welcomes tim mcgraw and senator Sherrod Brown, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey whoo fantastic thank you so much up here, down there, over there, my friends, my friends, my friends piano riff stephen welcome, welcome one and all to the late show....

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The mainstream media, these people back here, they are the worst. They are so dishonest. When you get your feelings hurt by somebody you love, think a minute before you cry and moan about your own feelings. They call her pocahontas. You think all indians are the same . We had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you have ever seen. Control your weight. Dont let it control you. Everybody loves me. Everybody loves me. Have you ever wanted to believe in something, even though you knew it...

Pod babies. I will now take questions by latching on to your face. Odonnell its the show with Stephen Stephen. Tonight hot mess, plus stephen welcomes john oliver and joe namath, featuring jon jon and banstay human. Now. Live on tape from the Theater Theater in new york city, its Stephen Stephen Steven Colbert cheers and applause reporter oplease, have a se. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host stephen colbert. Thats a friday crowd right there. I hope everybody is cuddled up with a...

Move up. It has retreated from that level, 16 basis points. Really big moves in both directions. The u. S. Dollar index also lower, 12. 67, level on the bloomberg dollar index and you can see oil retreating as well down almost 3 . Two dollars and . 50 for nymex crude, john . When we saw the change in the bond market story, when investors showed a willingness to get into equities they took a closer look at technology, you have nvidia, four down days, rallying 3 right now when the s p 500 at the t...

Evening edit starts right now. So the jury in the new york trump trial was dismissed until next tuesday after the defense wrapped up their presentation of the case. Fox news nate foy is live outside the New York State Supreme Court with the very latest. Now, nate, usually jury instructions are kind of boring, but in this case it could really be the heart of the trial, right . Reporter oh, it certainly could be, david, because these instructions are the last thing that the jury hear before they s...

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