Page 2 - Jon Young News Today

Hes an actor. I want to get this right away as Jason Collins becomes the first openly gay professional basketball player. As michael sam prepares to become the first openly gay nfl player the earth continues to spin on its axis and a plague of low justs has yet to descend upon america. Because of this lack of catastrophe its up to states like arizona to pick up the slack. Arizonas Legislature Passed the bill on thursday allows Business Owners as long as they assert their religious beliefs to den...

The bill on thursday allows Business Owners as long as they assert their religious beliefs to deny service to gi and lesbian customers [audience boos] jon i believe that is the appropriate response. [laughter] arizona, ill Say Something to you with all due respect. You are on a little bit of a roll. You have a law to allow police to ask hispanics for papers, allug doctors to talk to the women about unborn children and now. This you are lucky you are warm and you appear to have the perfect climat...

Perfect climate for golf and people with asthma because if you had your attitude and seattles weather you would be the Worlds Largest condom and Nuclear Waste dump. [cheers and applause] unfortunately, that radioactiveity would give rise to spermaxoman. The worlds most powerful and reap lentless swimmer. He is not that dangerous a monster because theres only a very, very small chancel find a victim and even if he finds a victim the fact that he could and you can easily destroy him with his arch ...

Player the earth continues to spin on its axis and a plague of low justs has yet to descend upon america. Because of this lack of catastrophe its up to states like arizona to pick up the slack. Arizonas Legislature Passed the bill on thursday allows Business Owners as long as they assert their religious beliefs to deny service to gi and lesbian customers [audience boos] jon i believe that is the appropriate response. [laughter] arizona, ill Say Something to you with all due respect. You are on a...

The christie suntimespicayune. I havent seen the report. What does it say . This report has come out. It exonerates you completely. Do you feel exonerated. Jon i better. It cost me 1 million bleep dollars and by me i mean you if you are a new jersey taxpayer. Anyway. Stronger than the storm christie 2012. Seriously governor you feel exonerated . Yeah, i do but i always knew that this is where it would end. Jon we know. You aint nostradamus. I visited an oracle who killed a goat, read the entrail...

Show girls or game of thrones or one of them. Its all nudity to me. First theres been a Big Development in the Chris Christie pthebridgegate scandal. New results of the Chris Christie bridgegate scandal have been released today. Jon i wonder what the results will be of the investigation that Chris Christie himself commissioned. [laughter] perhaps ill read about it in this scandals paper of record the christie suntimespicayune. I havent seen the report. What does it say . This report has come out...

Its all nudity to me. First theres been a Big Development in the Chris Christie pthebridgegate scandal. New results of the Chris Christie bridgegate scandal have been released today. Jon i wonder what the results will be of the investigation that Chris Christie himself commissioned. [laughter] perhaps ill read about it in this scandals paper of record the christie suntimespicayune. I havent seen the report. What does it say . This report has come out. It exonerates you completely. Do you feel ex...

[cheers and applause] thank you. Peter dinklage from the hit hbo show girls or game of thrones or one of them. Its all nudity to me. First theres been a Big Development in the Chris Christie pthebridgegate scandal. New results of the Chris Christie bridgegate scandal have been released today. Jon i wonder what the results will be of the investigation that Chris Christie himself commissioned. [laughter] perhaps ill read about it in this scandals paper of record the christie suntimespicayune. I ha...

First theres been a Big Development in the Chris Christie pthebridgegate scandal. New results of the Chris Christie bridgegate scandal have been released today. Jon i wonder what the results will be of the investigation that Chris Christie himself commissioned. [laughter] perhaps ill read about it in this scandals paper of record the christie suntimespicayune. I havent seen the report. What does it say . This report has come out. It exonerates you completely. Do you feel exonerated. Jon i better...

Roll. You have a law to allow police to ask hispanics for papers, allug doctors to talk to the women about unborn children and now. This you are lucky you are warm and you appear to have the perfect climate for golf and people with asthma because if you had your attitude and seattles weather you would be the Worlds Largest condom and Nuclear Waste dump. [cheers and applause] unfortunately, that radioactiveity would give rise to spermaxoman. The worlds most powerful and reap lentless swimmer. He ...