Ill guess. King kong . Heck, no. Ive got that dumb old johnny brady. Oh. Well, you tell johnny to say hello to his dad for me, will you . Okay. Hey, dad, when you were in the navy, were you an admiral . No. No. A captain . A lieutenant . No, i was just an ordinary seaman. Oh. Jeepers, did they ever let you steer the boat . Oh, many times. Boy, and with all that bragging dumb old johnny was doing about his father, well, thats not gonna help much. His father was a pilot in a jet. Henry im sorry. Well, jeepers. Ill just tell him that they used to let you steer the boat. Hell probably laugh me right out of my own bedroom. So the captain turned the boat to the left and he saw another submarine. And the captain turned the boat to the right and he saw another submarine. And he saw two more submarines. And then the captain turned to the admiral and he said, i think im gonna be sick to my stomach. Yeah. What happened then . Well, then the admiral said, theres only one thing in the whole world t
What . Nothing. You want me to help you to work, dad . No thank you, dennis. I can pull this lever after you punch those buttons. Adding machines arent for children. I brought you some coffee and i want you to look at something i found in one of the closets. Honey, i cant stop for that. Im trying to do two days work in one. Oh, nonsense. The rest will make you work twice as fast. Look at that. Remember when that was taken . Can i look . In a minute, dennis. That was the day you proposed. Yeah. Your folks had a picnic in their back yard, your dad barbecued, your mother baked one of her delicious peach pies, you wore that dress that i was always crazy about, and i proposed. It was all a beautiful trap. How come i dont remember that . Son, do you wanna see a very handsome couple . Sure. Ill bet you could see clear on top of the house in a neat swing like that, huh, mom . Well, it was pretty nice. Will you make me a swing like that . Well, you know i cant right now, dennis, but maybe later
Hail to thee, blithe spirit. Mister timberlake oh, wilson, you are to be congratulated. The first mockingbird of spring has chosen to live with you. Oh, yes, i am fortunate, mr. Timberlake. Theres his nest, mr. Timberlake. Right up there, see . Illill show him, dennis. Ill show him. What a splendid nest. An excellent location. Hell be safe from all harm. Oh, i assure you, no harm will come to him in my yard. Ill be extremely vigilant as any candidate for your high office should be. Well spoken, wilson. Im sure that if you are elected, youll be a staunch guardian for our little feathered friends. Oh, i will. I certainly will. And im sure that mrs. Elkins, too, will do her best if elected. Oh, well. She will try, i suppose. But it will be extremely difficult for a woman to fill your shoes. Well, mr. Timberlake. Hello, mrs. Elkins. And mr. Wilson, dennis. Hi, mrs. Elkins. Is there something we can do for you, mrs. Elkins . No, thank you. I just wanted to tell mr. Timberlake that when im e
Well, ill sure try, dad. Is there any special man job i can do . Well lets see, ii told mr. Wilson id help him wash his car. Gee, he usually pays me for that. Well, not when youre grown up, you do things like that just to be a good neighbor. Oh. Well, i guess its time to get going. Ill carry your suitcase down for you. Okay, son. He certainly was impressed with the idea of taking your place. Well, you let him think he is; itll give him a sense of responsibility. Hey, dad . Here you are, dad. I carried it part way with only one hand. Well, that shows i know how to pick a man. Would you like me to bring you a glass of milk before you go . Milk . Yeah, one for the road. One for thedennis, where on earth did you get that . I woke up one night when dad and some other men were playing cards and i heard him say that never mind, dennis. I think i better be going now. Bye, dear. Men dont kiss each other, dad. Goodbye, son. See you soon. Bye, dad. Have a nice trip. Gee, i miss him already. Well,
What you doing, mom . Alice i just finished sweeping off the patio. Is lunch ready yet . In a few minutes. Ill call you. Okay. I guess you just thought you heard my mom, mr. Wilson. Yeah. Im a dreamer. Dennis, why dont you go over to your house and play. cause my dads cleaning out the attic, and he doesnt want me getting in the way. This is my third load, honey. Its a lucky thing i decided to clean it out. Oh, look at this firecracker. What on earth is that doing in the house . Its just some junk left over from the fireworks at the company picnic. Oh. Well, get rid of that, for goodness sake. Im gonna put it in the trash can in the alley. Can you imagine that in denniss hands . I certainly could. With a firecracker that size, he could destroy half the neighborhood. Right. Besides, he doesnt need it. With his bare hands. What are you doing, mr. Wilson . Im tying the string around the peg. Why are you doing that, mr. Wilson . You wanna see if you can pull the peg out with the string . No