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We're so used to seeing Gary and thinking "wow, how does he do all that?!" But now, it seems as though roles have reversed after a freak accident.

We're so used to seeing Gary and thinking "wow, how does he do all that?!" But now, it seems as though roles have reversed after a freak accident.

We're so used to seeing Gary and thinking "wow, how does he do all that?!" But now, it seems as though roles have reversed after a freak accident.

>> oh, well, guess theres nothing i can do about it. >> wait. i can help. >> who are you? >> im with the junk squad. we teach congressmen who werent born in the digital age how to send pictures safely and discreetly. >> wow. if youre old enough to find computers perplexing, one of our junk squad technicians will personally visit your home, office or governors mansion and safely guide you through the process from start to finish. >> sounds great. >> first of all, as a high ranking public figure, ...

Area of secure penis photograph transmission. >> i want to put this into this >> uh, so. if you need to run for public office and send out blurry photos of your disembodied penis, call the junk squad. >> i dont think how that got through. next jane fonda is playing former first lady nancy reagan in an upcoming movie "the butler." while the casting choice drew sharp criticism from detractors on the right, remember hanoi jane? she may have the approval of at least one influential republican. here ...

Helped politicians indulge their digital perversions, if you will, without the risk? take a look at this parody commercial from conan last night. >> oh, no, theres a picture of my penis on tmz again. thats the fourth time this week. >> oh, well, guess theres nothing i can do about it. >> wait. i can help. >> who are you? >> imith the junk squad. we teach congressmen who werent born in the digital age how to send pictures safely and discreetly. >> wow. if youre old enough to find computers perple...

Proven that this week. what if there was a service that helped politicians indulge their digital perversions, if you will, without the risk? take a look at this parody commercial from conan last night. >> oh, no, theres a picture of my penis on tmz again. thats the fourth time this week. >> oh, well, guess theres nothing i can do about it. >> wait. i can help. >> who are you? >> im with the junk squad. we teach congressmen who werent born in the digital age how to send pictures of their penis sa...