tie his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shillue! [cheers and applause]. pete: she goes against the grain like someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at news week, batya ungar-sargon! [cheers and applause]. pete: when he asks women for their numbers, they only give the one for the suicide hot line. actor, writer and comedian, jamie lissow [cheers and applause]. pete: and her meltdowns brought a trademark infringement suit from chernobyl. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] pete: all right, it s friday so before we get to some news stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. mmm. pete: it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this week. and just like greg does it, this is my first time reading these, so here we go. donald trump has announced a contest where the prize is a free dinner at his new jersey golf course. sounds good. former governor chris christie called it grandstanding. then asked how many times you re allowed
tie his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shillue! [cheers and applause]. pete: she goes against the grain like someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at news week, batya ungar-sargon! [cheers and applause]. pete: when he asks women for their numbers, they only give the one for the suicide hot line. actor, writer and comedian, jamie lissow [cheers and applause]. pete: and her meltdowns brought a trademark infringement suit from chernobyl. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] pete: all right, it s friday so before we get to some news stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. mmm. pete: it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use
clever enough to think of that but ignoring problems might work for our southern border but they don t work around the house. in the end, probably doesn t matter because after cleaning, it apparently, according to a study, only takes the average home 12 days to get dirty again. unless you give your roomba some meth. it only takes two days if you live with someone with terrible hygiene and very low standards. [laughter] pete: i ve seen will step right over a mess in his office as if those bodies are going to bury themselves. i love you, will. that s why i put my kids in charge of cleaning the house. so if only 15 of them pitch in, we re good. [laughter] pete: kat, as someone who famously never cleans, do you relate to this? kat: so i used to, i can admit, look at messes around the
all along. now he did title the whole thing president trump is always right, so he hasn t really he s not like more c span friendly than before but i think that attacking on policy i think that s probably a better strategy for trump. pete: i m sure he ll take your advice ipal with woman yeah. pete: prone to doing that kat: he always does. pete: good discussion folks. up next biden s diversity pick has a prison lock to pick. meet the future. [cheers and applause] nd their money with chase. the chef s cooking up firsts with her new debit card. hungry? -uhuh. the designer s eyeing sequins. uh no plaid. while mom is eyeing his spending. nice. and the engineer? she s taking control with her own account for college. three futures, all with chase. freedom for kids. control for parents. one bank for both. chase. make more of what s yours.
tom: this is a close second. pete: kat same question have you ever considered shaving your head growing a mus taj and wearing women s clothes. jamie: kat: i would save a lot of time sitting in the makeup chair. pete: yeah. i saw it before the show kat: i don t know how sam britain thought they could get away with this because not really a person that blends in. i don t just mean in terms of looks and looks is certainly a large part of it but also how do you act. like most people don t go into ace restaurant like oh my pronouns are they them and i ll have the avocado toast and then at the end of the shift everyone realizes all the coats are missing. so you re not going to make a good fugitive but also this is someone stupid enough to think you can be doing crimes in an airport which is like the most surveilled location in the country second to only to like, i don t know, a military base.