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>> do some community service. there are people out there besides your stupid vanity. it makes me sick to my stomach. anthony, are we a country of naval gazers, and is that a bad thing? >> no, it is great. the whole i-me thing, social media is to blame for this. people think others want to see their dinner or whatever their dumb kid said that night. >> there is a guy i follow who actually when he is playing blackjack tweaks the cards. >> i did that. i was having a problem. >> what is worse, the f...

Mean in the dark about her plan. leann should we talk about the well executed divorce? >> yes. if she needed to get away from him, and he seems to be a little over bearing, then she did what she needed to do. >> the weird thing about this, anthony, i was convinced that tom cruise loved some women like katie holmes. >> she is a looker, but not pretty enough for him. i thought her plan was great to get away from agent smith with the phone. brilliant. >> keith, why would he -- why he would he allow...

We will -- an r rate ?g we will go to our los angeles bureau for the latest. im sorry. i am told we will not go to our los angeles bureau. it will just be the panel. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> happy one-year anniversary to "the five." >> thanks. i remember my own first birthday. i was wearing a diaper. >> some things never change. >> thats not true. now it is by choice. >> not buying it. >> you know me too well. >> i know you too well indeed, young friend. >> thanks for calling me young. >> absol...

>> anthony, i am a huge fan of james earl jones. some say i am his biggest fan. those are the people that keep may away from him. keep me away from him. how do people become experts on the tea party without meeting him. the left and right do this all the time. >> something tells me james earl jones is not up on what the tea party is about. >> if it was brought up in that atmosphere, i can understand. i went to a few holiday dinners with my own family, and things turned out kind of similar. i rem...

Food in their mouth and send them to college. i think it makes sense. >> andy. i want to s you later. >> wow. mission accomplished. >> that was an unusual response to a coherent statement. >> i am done. no point going on now. >> i love you, andy. >> i love you too. >> why dont you guys just get a -- thing. >> anthony, you remember being young and single in the 30s. that was in germany, right? >> i left though. i had a little trouble. >> in 46. keith, regarding obama saying this was his last poli...

Me? >> no, it is women thinking they have a shot with obama. >> single women think they have a shot, and quite frankly he is a little sexier than romney who comes across like every guy in one of the erectile dysfunction commercials. >> you mean he should be driving like a classic challenger through perhaps the strip between vegas and l.a., and they should be playing not the actual song, but a song done by a tribute band, perhaps a steppenwolf song. >> and apparently you know how to put water in ...

Them to college. i think it makes sense. >> andy. i want to spank you later. >> wow. mission accomplished. >> that was an unusual response to a coherent statement. >> i am done. no point going on now. >> i love you, andy. >> i love you too. >> why dont you guys just get a -- thing. >> anthony, you remember being young and single in the 30s. that was in germany, right? >> i left though. i had a little trouble. >> in 46. keith, regarding obama saying this was his last political campaign, he said h...

James earl jones. some say i am his biggest fan. those are the people that keep may away from him. keep me away from him. how do people become exper partt meeting him. the left and right do this all the time. >> something tells me james earl jones is not up on what the tea party is about. >> if it was brought up in that atmosphere, i can understand. i went to a few holiday dinners with my own family, and things turned out kind of similar. i remember what they used to call brazil nutses. >> i don...

Mean in the dark about her plan. leann should we talk about the well executed divorce? >> yes. if she needed to get away from him, and he seems to be a little over bearing, then she did what she needed to do. >> the weird thing about this, anthony, i was convinced that tom cruise loved some women like katie holmes. >> she is a looker, but not pretty enough for him. i thought her plan was great to get away from agent smith with the phone. brilliant. >> keith, why would he -- why he would he allow...

Will go to our los angeles bureau for the latest. im sorry. i am told we will not go to our los angeles bureau. it will just be the panel. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> happy one-year anniversary to "the five." >> thanks. i remember my own first birthday. i was wearing a diaper. >> some things never change. >> thats not true. now it is by choice. >> not buying it. >> you know me too well. >> i know you too well indeed, young friend. >> thanks for calling me young. >> absolutely. >> go away. >> boy, ...