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Us, everybody cheers and applause so exciting. Also on tonights show, the return of colin kaepernick, why superbugs are all going to kill us and the ongoing inquiry into the biggest political scandal of all time andeth not impeachment. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the alarming medical news that has scientists tarped world freaking the bleep out. The c. D. C. Says superbugs that resist antibiotics has killed nearly twice as many people as we thought, and at the rate...

If we can just raise the revenue by 2030 , thats 200300,000 dollars. [chrissy] i used to design Flagship Stores for Luxury Brands like coach and guess. [erik] and i built airports, federal buildings, and projects on a massive scale. This is like straight out a horror movie, this is crazy. But while we were working for big companies, we realized we could join forces and use our expertise to improve profits of boutique businesses. This is the money maker. [erik] so after we got married, we started...

Is coming to tucson this year, with sarah tiana and todd glass. All the money from that show will be going to these wonderful charities. Ill also be performing in vegas, phoenix, west palm beach, reno, and honolulu. As they say in the famous weezer song, ill be blessing the rains down in. Australia, with shows in sydney, melbourne, and brisbane. Perth, sorry, thats a big no, thank you. Did you know, in 1984, australia began digging a tunnel to america and its scheduled to be completed in 2022 . ...

Lemonis youve made up numbers the whole time since i met you. This Cookie Company will crumble. Rachel [ voice breaking ] this is too much pressure. Lemonis my name is marcus lemonis, and i risk my own money to save struggling businesses. Were not gonna wake up every morning wondering if we have a job. Were gonna wake up every morning wondering how many jobs we have to do. Its not always pretty. Everythings gonna change. Everything. But i do it to save jobs, and i do it to make money. This. Lets...

Tanehisi coates is joining us, everybody cheers and applause trevor well be chatting about his first novel the water dancer. One of the biggest democrats drops out of the race. How to eat meat without eating meat and donald trump has invaded the u. K. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with facebook. The Worlds Largest social Media Company and web site that reminds you its the birthday of someone you met once. laughter recently, it came out that Mark Zuckerberg had a secret meet...

[roaring] [yelling] yeah rah rahh rah vengeance is mine no, please please show mercy rah [screaming] [gauge beeping] [cheers and applause] thank you, my children. Weve all been through a lot. We got caught up in scauses that didnt mean squat. They turned my message away from the teachings it hid and made it about me and the things that i did which, of course, i didnt do. And even if i did use performance enhancing drugs, so did all the other prophets. But i didnt. So what have we learned from th...

Whoohoo my mom doesnt participate in it. She just likes to be there cause its a lot of the same friends. We all hang out together. Its pretty fun. Anyways, can i get into my house . Itd be great if you could come by. Whoohoo [receiver clicks] the end. Whoohoo from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out so good to see y...

Michael bloomberg apologizes to black people and the real reason President Trump was in the hospital. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets start with the International News thats blowing up all over the world. Ever since Jeffrey Epstein was arrested and killed himself in prison, all the men who ever associated with him have come under fire, no one more so than Prince Andrew, the one member to have the royal family who everybody always forgets, and this weekend Prince Andrew tried to defend...

Monica [ voice breaking ] anybody who wants to support my mom, [bleep] go for it. Lemonis if i cant convince her to trust my process, Monica Potter home may be at risk of closing forever. Monica i just i cant do it. Lemonis sit tight for a second. Monica ii cant do any more. Lemonis my name is marcus lemonis, and i risk my own money to save struggling businesses. Were not gonna wake up every morning wondering if we have a job. Were gonna wake up every morning wondering how many jobs we have to d...

Next time, just remember that were all pretty cool on the west side too, if you know what im saying. Yeah, see you guys later. Come on, boys, youre holdin up the bus. Oh, wow, look, its kenny g himself. Thank you for a wonderful concert, mr. G. Ggoodbye. Oh, well, thank you. You know, its funny, you kiss just like my dad. Well, miss crabtree, this certainly has been a great trip. Lets head home. Which way should we go . Second star to the right and straight on till morning. From comedy centrals ...