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Just their looks first of all. this guy looks like a cross between norman baits and someone who cant be within a hundred feet of a playground which is weird. and then the girlfriend, its like imagine youre the actress that gets to be her in the hulu limited series. you go in the mirror and youre like, oh, is this what i look like? this chick is at the bar at 5:00 a.m. and the last two guys decide to go home with each other. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i love how theres like billions being swi...

Fine, but put an asterisk in there just because johnny feels like jamie i dont have to acknowledge it. theyre continuing to push the line and we have to put a stop to it. you cannot change science into your feelings because theyre making it more dangerous. no that -- does anyone even have a dictionary anymore? its like spell check on your phone kind of covers it. but if someone were to open a dictionary and get information theyre taking away our intelligence. >> greg: yeah. kat you probably have...

Doyle [cheers and applause]. >> greg: hes one gift we would like to unwrap early. host of cant cancel rob smith, rob smith [cheers and applause] >> greg: wow. dont hate her because shes beautiful, there are a lot of other reasons >> kat: yeah. >> greg: fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and his opponents end up like the three wise men. seeing stars. my massive side kick and the nwa world champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: so andrew, congratulations on the...

>> gutfeld exclamation points. >> greg: my theory is when youre younger you have more hangovers. i never really called in sick when i had a hangover but if it was really bad or i didnt come home thats what i would do. maybe its not about being sick maybe youre partying. >> rob: i dont even believe that because they dont party or ga anywhere. they stay their own phones all the time. i would prefer that people dont come into the office disgusting and coughing and sniffling all over the place and a...

Millennials be killed? [cheers and applause] >> kat: absolutely. start with me. im not having the best day. >> greg: what is going on here? im having a blast! im having a great tuesday! >> kat: well, good for you. that really helps me. no, i had the opposite problem as this, like when im asked to come in and do like for an extra day of work, i get so sick with worry about what might happen if i say no that it physically affects me. so i just dont believe theres like any lazy openeder people. >> ...