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December 18, 2021
Do animals have human-like feelings about each other … especially about their offspring? Do they have feelings about other species? If those two are true, do animals have feelings when another species kills their offspring? Specifically, do they have a feeling of revenge … a feeling strong enough to make them kill members of the... Read more »
July 16, 2010
The "new york post" reports taliban-trained killer monkeys threaten u.s. troops. worst next. first, thats not your water coming to a boil. thats our nightly checkup on the something for nothing crowd. its tea time. the tea party does not want my advice but im going to give it to them anyway on behalf of the greater good and humanity and good taste and stuff. find your man mark williams because if you have any credibility left on the racism issue, he will spend all of it before the end of next ...
July 16, 2010
>> from the reverse side, even if the gop gives up on the idea it passed, lets repeal it, what will they demonize? >> youve heard representative boehner said it institutionalizes too big to fail. it allows a big bank to to fail. we had aig and lehman. it was very difficult to deal with those banks when they got into a crisis situation. this will make it easier. its not foolproof. probably not possible to construct a system thats foolproof but it makes it easier to shut down one of these giant ba...
July 16, 2010
Jesus. glen beck has just said the jews killed jesus. segueing nicely, what the hell is this? taliban-trained killer monkeys. what does it look like? worst ahead. when rachel joins you, her special guest, the latest american hero about to be thrown out of the military over the absurdity that is, dont ask, dont tell. and if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. so get allstate. [ dennis ] dollar for dollar, nobody protects you from mayhem like a...
July 16, 2010
Killer monkeys from afghanistan. the good news in this. possibly the dumbest story "the new york post" has ever run, imagine the stories im bypassing to make that claim. it has been dismissed by authorities in afghanistan and already been made into fabulous animated news by our old tiger woods bashing friends at apple daily in hong kong. [ speaking foreign language ] training monkeys to use weapons to attack american troops. training monkeys to run the new york post more like. carl allen, edit...
July 16, 2010
43% have confidence in him to make the right decisions. thus senator mcconnell claims the economy has given the republicans their groove back. except the same poll says just 26% have confidence in congressional republicans to make the right decisions. >> this is going to be a choice between the policies that got us into this mess and my policies that are getting us out of this mess. >> our guest, governor jennifer granholm of michigan. tea team, the supposedly sa tearic letter designed to retu...
July 16, 2010
The "new york post" reports taliban-trained killer monkeys threaten u.s. troops. "worsts" next. first, thats not your water coming to a boil. thats our nightly checkup on the something for nothing crowd. its tea time. the tea party does not want my advice but im going to give it to them anyway on behalf of the greater good and humanity and good taste and stuff. find your man mark williams because if you have any 4-erááuqhe will spend all of it before the end of next week. mr. williams respon...
July 16, 2010
Boehner said it institutionalizes too big to fail. it allows a big bank to to fail. we had aig and lehman. it was very difficult to deal with those banks when they got into a crisis situation. this will make it easier. its not foolproof. probably not possible to construct a system thats foolproof but it makes it easier to shut down one of these giant banks if they get into trouble. >> dean baker, co-director for the center of economic and policy research, thank you again for your time tonight. ...
July 16, 2010
A secret taliban training base. killer monkeys from afghanistan. the good news in this. possibly the dumbest story "the new york post" has ever run, imagine the stories im bypassing to make that claim. it has been dismissed by american military authorities in afghanistan and its already been made into some more fabulous animated news by our old tiger woods bashing friends at apple daily in hong kong. [ speaking foreign language ] training monkeys to use weapons to attack american troops. train...
July 16, 2010
American enemy, monkey marxman. the taliban is training monkeys to attack americans. arming them with machine guns and mortars in the tribal region near the border between afghanistan and pakistan. the monkeys are being rewarded with bananas and peanuts. killer monkeys from afghanistan. the good news in this. possible the dumbest story that the new york post has ever run. imagine the stories im bypassing to make that claim. it has been dismissed by authorities in afghanistan and already been0m ...