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[ laughter ] i dont want to do this any more. This is hard and i i miss my gold apartment. [ light laughter ] Vice President mike pence will visit puerto rico tomorrow. Pence will survey the damage caused when donald trump made landfall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Vice president mike pence plans to visit puerto rico tomorrow, and somehow hes already sunburned. [ laughter ] pence will also visit the Virgin Islands tomorrow, where he will remind them to stay the Virgin Islan...

Trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah thank you, everybody my guest tonight is out with a new book, katy tur is going to join us, everybody cheers and applause first, straight into the news of the day, former congressman Anthony Weiner was sentenced to nearly two years in prison for sexting with a minor. I wonder if when they arrested them the cops said, we can do this the easy way or the hard way and he was, like, the hard way, please. laughter meanwhil...

The business, so we set them on an epic advente through the restaurants at dney springs where you can find dining experiences created by celebrity and awdwinning chefs. Watch them in action. Hey everybody, im jackie. And im michelle. And we normally are in the chew kitchen, but they let us out today into Disney Springs to go on a crazy culinary challenge. Our Mission Today is to go to three different dining destinations and complete three different tasks. If we complete these tasks, we actually ...

To finish your thought or add that extra emoji, you may be in luck. Trevor 280 characters. Let me ask you a question, who looks at twitter and thinks, i need more of this . Yeah, right now my haters can only make fun of my mom. What about pie dad . What about pie dad . Honestly, these days we dont need any characters, lets be honest. There should be fewer characters on twitter. Everything is pictures now anyway, you can say anything we want with two emojis. Well, not anything but the most import...

Trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah my guest tonight, host of a new show on c bet, robin thede is joining us tonight, everybody. applause really excited for her. But first i am sure just like many of you, i woke up this morning to the defer stating news coming out of las vegas. Another mass shooting. This time show Even Deadlier than all the other Mass Shootings. And they say that this was the worst on american history. But every shooting is the worst for someone. And you know what ...

Any of his fans who still support donald trump to decide between trump and himself. Take a look. And any fan of mine whos a supporter of his, im drawing in the sand a line youre either for or against and if you cant decide who you like more and youre split on who you should stand beside, ill do it for you with this. [ cheers and applause ] seth powerful stuff. Powerful stuff. [ applause ] and i was inspired by that so tonight i say to any fans of this show who are also big fans of donald trump, ...

Any of his fans who still support donald trump to decide between trump and himself. Take a look. And any fan of mine whos a supporter of his, im drawing in the sand a line youre either for or against and if you cant decide who you like more and youre split on who you should stand beside, ill do it for you with this. [ cheers and applause ] seth powerful stuff. Powerful stuff. [ applause ] and i was inspired by that so tonight i say to any fans of this show who are also big fans of donald trump, ...

His knees. Nothing like seeing a big old man turn into a teddy bear. Lets be honest, high school can be a pretty cut throat place, which is why i love videos like this. What were seeing here happened in california. Three Senior Leadership students, tommy, jason, brian, walked in and got a sign and if you look closely, they want to invite special ladies to homecoming with them. You can hear the collective gasps. Now, you see a few of the lucky ladies. Jillian, zila, and jasmine across the room. O...

Tvs number one daily viral video show right this minute. Different kind of road rage after hot tar hits a driver and more than 40 cars and trucks. How some bumbling workers made for one very messy commute. A drone captures this stunning sight of a predator. Trayiying to take that moose down. See who comes up a winner on the battle on the water. Its all fun and games at a kids playground. No, thats when you get in a fight. The parents, guilty of excessive childish behavior. And want a dog or cat ...

Yeah. Got yourselves some nice Home Security systems, dont you . Paying a man to do your job of protecting your house. Only problem is, while youre out feeling like your things are safe, that security man is [bleep] your wife. Doors and windows should be armed, and your motion detectors are up and running. Just call me whenever you need me back. [gun cocks] ah who are you . It doesnt matter who we are. What matters is our plan. You should have respected my authority. [gasps] Comedy Central from ...