Any of his fans who still support donald trump to decide between trump and himself. Take a look. And any fan of mine whos a supporter of his, im drawing in the sand a line youre either for or against and if you cant decide who you like more and youre split on who you should stand beside, ill do it for you with this. [ cheers and applause ] seth powerful stuff. Powerful stuff. [ applause ] and i was inspired by that so tonight i say to any fans of this show who are also big fans of donald trump, its time to make a decision, guys. Get off the fence. [ cheers and applause ] do you support him or do you support this show that constantly mocks and denigrates everything about him . I know its a tough call. But the time has come to make a decision. Now, im not much of a rapper, but here it goes. [ cheers and applause ] my name is seth and im here to say if you like trump then go away. [ cheers and applause ] lets get to the news, everyone. Thats going to cost us. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning tweeted, quote, with all the fake news coming out of nbc and the networks, at what point is it appropriate to challenge their license . Youre coming after nbc . They didnt take our license after that monkey hospital show, theyre not going to take it for you. [ laughter ] President Trump said today, quote, its frankly disgusting the way the press is able to write whatever they want to write and people should look into it. Hey man, are you having trouble reading the First Amendment . [ light laughter ] how about if we put it in red . Oh, i know. How bout in peach . Yeah, impeach. Impeach is definitely the way to go. [ cheers and applause ] Lindsay Lohan today defended movie producer Harvey Weinstein amid allegations of Sexual Harassment saying that she feels very bad for him and she doesnt think its right whats going on. At which point her friend said, lindsay thats a manatee. [ laughter ] a florida man who was arrested for robbing a bank this week reported search the phrase, how to rob a bank on google beforehand. But luckily hes got a plan. [ laughter ] taylor swift announced shes launching a new app called the swift life that will feature taymojis which are emojis that look like her, and they have one thing in common, theyre all surprised. [ laughter ] russian president Vladimir Putin received a puppy today from the president of turkmenistan as a belated Birthday Gift and he sent back a pretty shocking thank you card. [ audience groans ] [ light laughter ] it is my birthday. I ate the puppy. [ laughter ] i send back puppy bones. [ light laughter ] im not monster. I dont eat bone. [ laughter ] ill win em ill win em over with puppy bones. Iceland, this week, became the smallest country to ever qualify for the world cup and while they may be the smallest country they still have the longest roster. [ light laughter ] and finally apple is reportedly designing an iphone with a foldable display. Were getting ready to fold too, said blackberry. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is the star of the new series on netflix, disjointed, the always wonderful kathy bates is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hes a dear friend of ours. Hes also the writer, director, and star of the action comedy killing Gunther Taran Killam is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and music from one of my favorite bands, Vancouver Rock duo, japandroids are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so excited to have them in the studio. Before we get to all of that. President trump is now fighting with members of his own party who think hes dangerous, unstable, and a threat to National Security and on top of that hes threatening Media Outlets that report on him. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth trump has fallen short repeatedly on his signature initiatives from the border wall to repealing obamacare so now hes trying to convince people hes succeeding by reciting random numbers about the economy. Numbers he himself derided as a candidate. Trump told forbes in an interview, were accomplishing a lot. Your stock market is at an all time high, your jobs, your unemployment is at the lowest point in almost 17 years. Your stock market . Your jobs . He sounds like a terrible russian spy who forgot he was undercover. [ light laughter ] your flag is very beautiful. I mean our flag. The flag of the uniting states. Scars and spripes. [ light laughter ] but trumps obsession with stock market numbers hasnt helped him much. So now hes trying to bounce back with what he thinks is surefire crowd pleaser, tax cuts. Now, even the most positive polls have found Public Opinion very split with at most 48 of respondents saying they approve of trumps tax plan. But when youre as desperate for good news as trump is youll take 48 . And on tuesday he tried to claim the plan was a massive hit. The people of this country want tax cuts. They want lower taxes. Were the highest taxed nation in the world. People want to see tax cuts, they want to see major reductions in their taxes and they want to see tax reform. I will tell you that its become very, very popular. Seth im sorry, but something cannot be very popular if it only has 48 approval unless it stars johnny knoxville. Now, incidentally the Rotten Tomatoes critics consensus for jackass somehow perfectly describes the trump administration. Theres a good chance youll be laughing hysterically at one stunt, but getting grossed out by the next one. [ cheers and applause ] now, you might have noticed in that clip that trump repeated his line that we are the highest taxed nation in the world, which isnt even close to true. The u. S. Has a higher Corporate Tax rate than other countries, but when it comes to overall taxes we rank 32nd and overall is an important distinction. As in, the stock market under trump is doing well, but overall were still [ bleep ]. A reporter tried to fact check trumps highest taxed nation claim with whitehouse press secretary, Sarah Huckabee sanders on tuesday, but predictably got nowhere. The president repeated this claim in the oval office today saying were the highest taxed nation in the world. Why does the president keep saying this . Its not true overall. We are the highest taxed Corporate Tax in the developed economy. Thats a fact. But thats not what the president said. Thats what hes thats what hes talking about. We are the highest Corporate Taxed country in the developed economies across the globe. Sarah, so thats accurate, but the president keeps repeating this claim that were the highest taxed nation. And thats we are the highest taxed corporate nation. But thats not what he said. He said, were the highest taxed nation in the world. The highest taxed corporate nation. It seems pretty consistent to me. Seth trying to get the truth out of Sarah Huckabee sanders is like trying to get blood from mike pence. You know his veins are just full of whiteout. [ laughter ] but while he continues to push a tax cut plan that would disproportionately benefit the wealthy, trump also continues to insist, despite reality, that he is providing voters what he repeatedly promised on the campaign trail, great healthcare that would be much cheaper than what we currently have. On tuesday he claimed he was preparing a new executive order that would solve many of the problems in healthcare and as has been the case so often before he refused to provide any actual details. Ill also be signing something probably this week which is going to go a long way to take care of many of the people that have been so badly hurt on healthcare and theyll be able to buy, theyll be able to cross state lines, and they will get great competitive healthcare and it will cost the United States nothing. Seth when someone tells you their product will cost nothing, thats a good sign to steer clear. When you see a bucket that says free clams, you dont eat those clams. [ light laughter ] so while [ cheers and applause ] while trump struggles to advance his domestic agenda, hes also been locked in a feud with members of his own party. In particular, tennessee senator bob corker, a republican, who warned on sunday that trumps reckless threats towards other countries could lead the nation on the path to world war iii. Trump hit back at corker yesterday, not with a cogent argument, but with a new nickname. Tweeting, the failing New York Times set Liddle Bob Corker up by recording his conversation. Was made to sound a fool and thats what i am dealing with. Thats what im dealing with . Hey, man, youre the leader of the free world. Stop talking like a stressed out burger king manager. [ laughter and applause ] i got two guys out today, im working the drivethru myself, plus the mouse is back so, yeah, thats what im dealing with. [ cheers and applause ] now, corkers warning about trump is urgent and necessary but the most revealing thing he said was not about trump it was actually about the Republican Party as a whole. Corker told the the New York Times that the people around trump as well as his fellow republican senators know and agree that trump is unfit for office. Corker told the times, i know for a fact that every single day at the white house its a situation of trying to contain him. The vast majority of our caucus understands what were dealing with here. Of course they understand the volatility that were dealing with and the tremendous amount of work that it takes by people around him to keep him in the middle of the road. That sounds less like hes talking about a president and more like the safety talk to the workers who got kong into that broadway theater. [ light laughter ] and of course its not just corker who has questioned trumps fitness for office. Last week it was reported that secretary of state Rex Tillerson had privately called trump a moron and yesterday trump shot back in an interview. When asked about the tillerson report trump said, i think its fake news, but if he did that i guess well have to compare iq tests and i can tell you who is going to win. Oh. That is a bummer, though because the first question is who would win an iq test and the answer is tillerson. [ laughter ] in fact, im willing to bet any rex would beat you in an iq test and most rexs are dogs. [ laughter and applause ] and if youre wondering what happened in that meeting that led tillerson calling trump a moron, nbc reported today that trump told National Security advisers that he wants nearly ten times the number of Nuclear Weapons held in the current stockpile. You dont need ten times the Nuclear Weapons. What we have is enough. Trump is the kind of guy who would get two orders of all you can eat pancakes. Alright, thats all i can eat. Ill take my next order. And this will not shock you, trump was furious at the report about his nuke comments and even threatened to revoke nbcs broadcast license on twitter. Later in the oval office he lamented the fact that the United States has a free press. General mattis put out a statement or is putting out a statement saying that that was fake news, that it was just mentioned that way and its frankly disgusting the way the press is able to write whatever they want to write and people should look into it. Seth people should look into it . Not only is he a wanna be dictator hes a lazy wanna be dictator. Its not that hard to look into it. Its literally the First Amendment. Even rex the dog is like its one sentence, dude. [ laughter and applause ] but iq tests aside, lets step back and think about this, a republican senator is admitting that virtually his entire party knows the president s unstable and dangerous and has essentially done nothing about it. If this is what republicans really believe then at the very least they have to exercise some restraint over trump and reign him in if not remove him from office and yet, many republicans are doing the opposite. Congressman mark meadows, chairman of the hardline freedom caucus, seemed to accidently admit that he and his colleagues were being cowardly when he was asked about those comments from corker who plans to retire at the end of his term. Meadows said of corker, its easy to be bold when youre not coming back. So you all know hes a bad guy, but you dont want to tell the rest of us. Do you work in congress or on the board of the Weinstein Company . [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] trumps whitehouse, meanwhile, has been struggling to mount a convincing defense of trumps behavior and in particular his reckless threats toward north korea. Sander shot back at corker although im not sure her argument was all that persuasive. Senator corker is certainly entitled to his own opinion, but hes not entitled to his own facts. The fact is this president has been an incredibly strong leader on Foreign Policy and National Security. Seth thats not a fact thats an opinion. [ light laughter ] youre entitled to your own opinions, but not your own dictionaries. If republicans genuinely [ scattered applause ] genuinely believe that the president is unstable and dangerous, then giving interviews isnt enough. They have to actually do something about it by exercising some oversight or removing him from office and if you dont know how that works. People should look into it. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with kathy bates everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer for more of seths closer looks be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she had to buy lots of groceries. While she was shopping for organic fruits and veggies, burglars broke into her shoe. They stole her kids Mountain Bikes and tablets along with her new juice press. Luckily the Geico Insurance agency had helped her with Homeowners Insurance. She got full replacement on the stolen goods and started a Mountain Bike juice delivery service. Call geico and see how affordable Homeowners Insurance can be. Call geico get on up, mama. Get on up. Do what you want. Do you want, let the record hop. Degree motionsense. 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[ cheers and applause ] also back with us tonight on drums, hes played with phil lesh and bob weir, as well as one of my favorite vocalists, craig finn, hes currently in the midst of a sold out six night run at Brooklyn Bowl with his own group, joe russos almost dead, joe russo is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for being here. Our first guest tonight is an oscar, golden globe and emmy winning actress you know from films like misery and primary colors as well as shows like American Horror story. She stars in disjointed, which is streaming on netflix, lets take a look. Travis, pull up a chair. Youre in too. Uh, no, im not. All right . Im going to spend my time running our business and youre not going to goad me into playing like you usually do. I see. One quick question, bock [ laughter ] the chicken thing mom, youre a grownup. Bock [ laughter ] youre a revered political activist. Aw, bock, bock [ laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show, our friend, kathy bates, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back hello. [ cheers and applause ] seth so happy to have you here. How are you . Seth congratulations on the show, you have ten episodes are available on netflix now, another ten in january. Yep. Seth you run a Weed Dispensary on the show. Yeah. [ light laughter ] seth now, you dont need you dont need to smoke marijuana to enjoy the show, but would you do you think it would help . [ laughter ] thats a loaded question seth yeah. Well, all i can tell you is that when i read the scripts, im stoned. Seth okay. [ laughter and applause ] um and um i just wish i had a seatbelt in bed. Seth oh, you laugh so hard . I laugh so hard, im afraid to get up. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] that is i feel like youre living the actors dream of just lying in bed, stoned, reading a script. That is isnt that fantastic . Seth you things have broken right for you. Yeah, they really have. Seth that is perfect. And its research seth yeah youre actually working when youre doing that. I really am. Its fantastic. Seth thats so exciting. Yeah. Seth what do you now, what about you smoke a lot on the show, but obviously thats not marijuana, what are you smoking there . No, no, no, i refuse to smoke the joints they pack on the show cause its this horrendous mix of some kind of herbal stuff that they seth yeah. They have to sit there and cram it into those you know, those those things. Seth yeah, thats no good. And things come out in your mouth. And so i said, im just going to do a vape. Seth okay. Oh, so youre vaping . [ laughter ] yeah. Yeah, but im not vaping real stuff seth yeah. Im vaping like apricot things seth oh, thats nice. You know, but i never inhale. Seth oh, thats good. You wait til youre home. Yeah. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] what about now, in the dispensary, there are all the things, you know, this is a fictional dispensary, but all the things they sell at real dispensaries yeah. Seth including edibles. Have you in your life experienced edibles . When im desperate. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] sure. Yeah, but the thing about edibles is you really want it to kick in. Seth yeah. Yeah and its just sort of like a stealth bomber. Seth yeah. You know . Itll kick in maybe four, five hours later and youre never sure when. Seth yeah. Its almost like your friend who was supposed to bring weed and is five hours late. [ laughter ] cause you just yeah, there we go [ laughter and applause ] there we go seth the only problem i have heres my problem with edibles, is i also like what the edible is, so sometimes i i have one time had a problem where i just also like gummy bears. Oh yeah, okay, i cant stand seth but i ate too many gummy bears how many . Seth well, i mean four, but if theyre edibles, thats not thats too many. Yeah, well sometimes i just want chocolate. Seth uhhuh. And thats the only thing i have there because i dont want to eat chocolate really. I dont go buy chocolate. Seth yeah. But if im at dr. Dinas who are a kind of cannabis consultant. Seth uhhuh. She has chocolate, you know, like chocolate bars. Seth yeah. And i just, sometimes on a sunday, i get desperate. Seth yeah [ light laughter ] and ill have to have, you know, a corner of that and its its deadly. Seth its deadly its also deadly and problematic because you you know, you eat a little and you get stoned and then you want more chocolate. [ light laughter ] oh, i never thought about it that way [ laughter ] that explains why theres none left in the morning. [ laughter ] seth you you shot a youtube show with one of my favorite people and im so glad to see you two are finally collaborating because this was a pairing that i think everybody has been waiting for a long time, which is kathy bates and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] how how did you enjoy your time with snoop dogg . Oh, he is such a lovely man seth yeah. [ laughter ] he really is. He is such a he really is a lovely man. He really is. And and you know, he smokes these blunts, theyre theyre really theyre theyre huge seth yeah. [ laughter ] and my chair was set kind of far away from him and i said, no, no, no, lets lets get closer [ light laughter ] seth yeah. And it just you know, its a lie that you cant have a contact high. Seth right. I mean, especially around him, you know . But he hes so lovely, i love him seth yeah, hes a really sweet guy, a very smart guy, so much fun to be around. Hes married to his high school sweetheart. Seth yeah. [ audience aws ] all the things you yeah, you wouldnt expect to know that. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Yeah, i loved him. Seth do you ive sort of over the course of your lifetime, have you noticed the change in the effects of weed . Do you feel like its gotten more severe . Or i should say, more intense . Yeah, well i think when i was younger, you just smoked it to get wrecked. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] you know, and then hope that you didnt get paranoid. Seth uhhuh. You know, and see like monkeys doing cartwheels and stuff. And freaky stuff like that. But now i feel like its a much more chemical, kind of like a chemist thing. Seth yeah. You know, because you can get sativa or you can get indica, which we call indacouch. Seth okay. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth does that mean that indica is sort of just like yeah. Seth okay, got it. Kind of like that. Seth uhhuh. And actually, you know, i have like some aches and pains and coming through cancer twice and i i, you know, it really is helpful for that and its much better than, you know, all the benzodiazepine, or that kind of stuff. Seth sure, was it did you find it sort of an instant game changer for you as far as dealing with the aches and pains . Yes. Seth yeah, thats great. Absolutely and in fact, weve had some retired nfl players on the show like jim mcmahon and kyle turley and ricky williams, you know, these guys whove just been Major Players and some of them have been suffering from, you know, cte seth sure. Early onset alzheimers and theyve gotten off the psychotropics and are really promoting the cannabis. Seth thats good to hear, whatever it takes because obviously when youre going through stuff like that. And especially how intense the pain for anyone who goes through that nfl life. Im happy to hear theyre treating it any way they can. Yeah, me too. Seth i want to ask you about this, you obviously have had many awards in your life, many honors bestowed upon you. Ive heard, the highest for you was that you met the obamas. Yeah. Seth yeah. Howd it go . [ light laughter ] it didnt go very well. Seth what do you mean it didnt go well . Well, i like to think of myself as a fairly articulate, erudite, intelligent woman. Seth sure. I think of you that way as well. [ laughter ] and im sure all of you do too. [ cheers and applause ] so, you know, they have the Kennedy Center honors every year. Seth mmhmm. I was invited and you you get introduced to everybody, you know, whos being honored, then you go in the next room and you get to say hello to the president and the first lady. And the cool thing was, i was sort of back in the line and i saw mrs. Obama see me and she went [ clapping ] like that. Seth yeah. And i thought, okay, i dont care about the oscar, i dont care about golden globes. You know, that to me was just the high point, right . Seth sure. And then there i was about to meet the president and hes very tall and i just wow. [ laughter ] seth and that was that was within earshot wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no right in front of him. Seth yeah, okay, got you. Looking up, wow yeah and not once, but twice. [ light laughter ] wow and then he just kind of leaned down and said, well, we really like your show. [ laughter ] you know . And i was like and my friend who was with me whos also incredibly erudite walked up and said, is it really you . [ laughter ] okay, im so embarrassed. And one of the reasons i wanted to talk about it is if you guys are watching, i really am very smart and likeable and [ laughter ] seth yeah, yeah. cause i know im sure they watch your show. Seth yeah. Im sure they watch your show seth oh, i hope they watch our show of course they do seth absolutely, yeah. Of course they do. Seth im assuming like the rest of us, theyre up they cant go to sleep, theyre up all night. [ light laughter ] and i hopefully they just watch this end part about how youre erudite and wish youd said Something Better and not the first half about how much you love weed. [ laughter and applause ] well, wait a minute. They, you know, they might be in support of that seth yeah. You dont know. Seth i bet they are i bet now with this administration, everybodys smoking more weed. [ laughter and applause ] wow seth thank you so much for being here, its always such a delight to see you. I love you seth kathy bates, everyone. Disjointed is streaming on netflix. Well be right back with taran killam. Its so much fun with you [ cheers and applause ] when i look at you, i look back on my life and i know what it was for. What if i struggled. What if i sacrificed. And what if i swore id succeed. So you could wake up one day with the choice to be anything you wanted. Well then, my great granddaughter. 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And now americas best unlimited gets even more powerful when you pair it with the new iphone everyone is excited about. Introducing the amazing iphone 8. Its the best iphone yet, now on americas best unlimited network. For a limited time, save up to three hundred dollars on iphone 8. And now, join tmobiles Iphone Upgrade Program for free. [ cheers and applause ] seth you know our next guest from his work on saturday night live and such films as the heat and 12 years a slave. He wrote, directed, and stars alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger in the new film killing gunther. It opens in select theaters and is available on demand october 20th. Lets take a look. There, stop there. We got him. I give you gunther. [ light laughter ] enhance image. What . Enhance that image. We cant do that. Why not . Because thats not a thing. Thats not how technology works. Yes, it is. Ive seen it in a bunch of stuff. Exactly how no. Minority report. No. No. Im with gabe. Im not sure. Not in real life. Keep the sharpness of when its small and bring it like thats they do all the time. Yeah. Technologically impossible. What about this . Can you get the data off of this . I can try but it looks pretty busted. You look pretty busted. [ light laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show our very good friend taran killam, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth hi, buddy. Its so good to see you. Hi dude. Thanks. Always wonderful to see you. Always. Seth so this is a film, sort of a mockumentary film yes. Seth about hitmen trying to kill a hitman. Thats exactly right. Yeah. Seth played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is true. Seth and you wrote this. When did you start writing this . A long time. I think it was my Second Season of seth wow. Of snl. Yeah, like the summer. So it was about six years living with the script and trying to get it made and knew i wanted to be in it and knew i wanted to run around like a dummy and be an action star. Which nobody else would hire me to do ever. [ light laughter ] so, yeah. Seth and then you ended up directing it as well. Yeah. Seth that was not the original plan. No, no, just in terms of the hustle and trying to get it made. No one was living with it as much as i was. Nobody kind of saw saw what it would be and i thought id, you know, take a swing. Seth so thats so exciting. Because here you are writing a film. Directing a film. Starring in it. Yes. Seth and then you get Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. Seth which is really yeah. Seth incredible. It makes Everything Else so easy. Seth yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] people just want to see it. Seth how was how was your working experience with him . So great. Seth yeah. Hes just he is every bit the professional you expect him to be. He is he carries he carries the confidence and charm and charisma of a man who was the best body builder. Seth yeah. The best action movie star. Seth yeah. A governor of california. Seth of a big state. Yeah. Of a huge state. And was a blast and kind and generous with his time for the cast and crew. Seth i i ran into him last january. Hmm. Seth and, you know, i just couldnt it was hard for me for me to believe that you guys have worked together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Were buds. Seth and so i just kind floated it and said, you know im really good friends with taran killam. And it was amazing how quickly he was like, oh i love taran. [ laughter ] i know. Thats the thing. He sounds like that all the time. Seth yeah, he does sound like that all the time. He sounds like that. Cobie says, i will never get use to it because i have the responsibility of calling him weekly on facetime. Seth uhhuh. And asking him to post. Seth oh, right, gotcha. Social media things. Like, taran what is it this week . Is it a snapchat . Is it a gif, which is it . [ light laughter ] and cobie just says cobie just says, ill never get used to hearing that voice coming from like seth yeah. Our our bedroom. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and i said get used to it because i have big plans. [ laughter ] seth you do you i feel like were close enough in age to have had that, like the schwarzenegger movies were a canon of films that were really important. Yes. Everything. Seth what do you remember the first one you saw in the theater . In the theater i would say my first rated r movie in the theater was terminator ii. Seth perfect. Which blew my mind. Seth a perfect film. And i did for the next three or four years get whats called a step cut. Seth uhhuh. To get edward furlongs hair cut. Seth oh. Because i was that consumed by that film. Seth done it. Wait long, long seth oh. Sweeping bangs to one side. Seth gotcha. Constantly walking up to atms jamming in like ralphs cards. Seth oh, okay, gotcha. A step cut. Step cut. Seth thats fantastic. Big into the step cut. Seth and did you were you someone because for us it was every sleepover i feel like we rented yes. Seth two schwarzenegger movies. Everything. Seth yeah. Predator, commando was huge. Seth yep. Commando was maybe like the first one in my memory, in my mind. And it has theres something in the movie that i borrowed directly from that before i knew arnold would be in this dumb little movie. [ light laughter ] its him breaking into this like weapons armament and he crashes a car through it and hes grabbing weapons and he unlocks a secret room and gets a four missile Rocket Launcher and he loads up. And then the cops arrest him and they take all the weapons away. [ laughter ] seth they were really i do remember how funny i thought it was. Commando particularly, because i feel like that was yeah. Seth one with everything had a catch phrase. Best one liners. Seth every death. Best one liners. Seth yeah. You said youre going to kill me last. Oh, yeah, i lied. [ laughter and applause ] hes that good. Thats all you have to write. Seth he was also you know, here thats sort of the schwarzenegger youd fig oh that could be an action movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth you guys both look like action guys. Yes. Seth and then, but you also he wears like hes very game in the film. You have him wearing disguises and i dont feel like ive seen that look before. Little bit different. [ laughter ] little bit different for him. Yeah. Seth yeah. And he was fully game. Seth yeah. The first the first thing we shot was him in booty shorts and a tankini. Seth wow. [ light laughter ] and he couldnt have been more comfortable and was like, hows everybody doing . [ laughter ] seth do you have having spent time on the film, obviously you were very busy directing yeah. Seth and writing and starring. Do are there things that looking back you say, oh, i wish id done this with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I got to do like three or four dinners which were the best. Seth yeah. And hearing stories of him being cast in terminator is the best. All i wanted to do was workout with him. Seth sure. I was like, please take me to the gym and call me a girly man or whatever. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. And that and then i was so busy that never happened. Thats my biggest regret of the whole but whats great is that i assumed hed have like a stateoftheart gym and stuff. He just goes to the local y. We shot in vancouver, hes like, oh ive been there before, theres a y. [ laughter ] its like 5 to get in, you can stay the whole day. [ laughter and applause ] seth thats fantastic. Hes the best. He is truly the best. Seth and what must be if youre at that y you must think, hey theres somebody over there who looks just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. You cant comprehend its actually him. Its not him. Its an he must do birthday parties or something. Seth hes a lookalike. Yeah. Seth hes canadas lookalike Arnold Schwarzenegger. [ laughter ] real briefly we i know weve talked about the l. A. Rams before, youre very happy. Yes. Yes. Seth how do you feel . Where are you at . Were doing better. Were 32 which is not great. We should have beat the redskins. We should have beat seattle. Seth uhhuh. But were much better than last year. I feel like we could have a winning season. Seth and you are im not gonna say playoff, but i seth but youre kind of one of the the few celebrity fans of the new rams. Yeah. Theres theres theres like a holy trinity of l. A. Rams fans. Seth who are the three . So you. Me. Seth yeah. Ty burrell from modern family. Seth okay, sure. And danny trejo. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] what was danny trejos movie . Its like hatchet or something . Yeah, machete. Seth machete. Machete. Seth machete. Machete. He makes the jumbotron a lot more seth i thought it was hatchet. [ laughter ] you were one of the great impressionists of snl. Oh, thank you. Seth you did a few impressions yep. Seth of people that i did not know before you did them that could be done. Brad pitt is an example. Thanks. Seth but you also did eminem. Yeah. Seth and thats a very hard impression to do just because of the verbal gymnastics that he actually does. Yeah, yeah. No. I remember sitting next to andy and i did it and andy was like thats a decent eminem. Which was like praise from caesar. Seth yeah. Because andy andy is cynical about everything. Seth oh, yeah. The most good eminem. Seth the most andys ever like anything is a little bit. Yeah. [ light laughter ] eh, not bad. Seth yeah. Good eminem. Not bad. Seth yeah. No, it was so cool. Seth meanwhile hes [ speaking gibberish ] all muppet impressions. Seth yeah. Hes like, thats a good eminem, but watch my swedish chef. [ laughter ] if you want to see a refined impression [ speaking gibberish ] [ laughter ] yeah, no the eminem video that came out is just is so cool to see. Seth it was so cool to see. It was amazing. Seth did you watching it, were you thinking, oh, if i was on snl this week i would want to add to this . No, because he said everything. I mean i feel like he said everything that i was thinking and wanted out there except a couple of things. Seth yeah. And if i may seth please. I just want to, if thats [ cheers and applause ] all right. Trump [ light laughter ] hold up. Let me start over. [ laughter ] trump hes so good. He just finds so many rhymes. Seth yeah, he was because was free styling. Is that what you were doing . Is that what youre doing now . Yeah, well, i was just trying off the top of the dome. But theres seth yeah. Youd find it in a dump. [ light laughter ] you trying to find a rhyme for maralago. Seth oh, yeah. Just because i feel like he didnt cover [ laughter ] seth thats a tough one. The parrot from aladdins iago. Seth okay, there you go. [ laughter ] wasting wasting money on maralago. Hes a master. Seth yeah. Hes a master. Seth i think its a reminder its mindblowing. Hes incredible. Seth is that he does and what you do are you get very [ applause ] really not at all the same. 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