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But they better not try. today james inhofe introduced a bill. you know, i live in fema region nine or whatever, want to meet my kitty? conspiracy theories are not new, theyre not even the exclusive providence of the american right. right now anti-government conspiracy theories are anti-the obama government. and that appears to be too convenient and too appealing for the supposedly mainstream right to leave unharvested. so the fringe has become the center. so the republican chairman of homeland ...

>> last night i went on twitter and started a hash tag called my daughter dr. is weird. i asked you to tweet out something funny. this is from sam lampen. my doctors name is wayne little so any prescription i have says prescribed by little, wayne, on the bottle. >> from at tap dance guy. my doctor has a promotional calendar from a funeral parl norhis waiting room. >> got to drum up business. >> i had a dentist with like a lot of nose hair and it just, as hes hovering over your face, its just not...

When times are hard, you know, he can snuggle up to you. >> here theres a safe place for these guys to kind of mellow out, have something to love, and embrace something a little bit different than the darkness and pain theyre usually surrounded by. >> theres a code of sorts with these cats. you do not mess with somebody elses cat. you dont hurt them. you dont look sideways at them. heaven forbid you spit at one of them. they take their cats that seriously. >> come on. come on down. come on. >> t...

Fox trip around the world in 80 seconds. >> jon: its not often you hear anybody call a zombie a hero. rescued a cat it had gone missing two years ago. he saw the kitty running through times square when he picked it up and took it to an animal hospital. vets scanned the microchip owners implanted in the kitty. the owner nypd officer who had named his cat disaster. a new survey shows historic change in americans opinions on legalizing pot. also, new numbers on how many folks say its worth using fo...

While others called to stop the trains. emergency crews lifted the man off the tracks and they say hell be okay. to virginia now. a surveillance video shows a foiled robbery after a store clerk manages to fight off the suspect. as the robber aimed his gun at one employee, the other was able to run out of the door where he got into a tugging match over the gun. the robber ran out of without any loot. and the tulsa zoo had a little surprise. the gentle giants tore up paper ma shay eggs filled ...

Million. everybody in the office got $83,333, and they are all going to give her -- the one woman who didnt throw money into the kitty -- a generous portion. >>brian: that is fantastic. you remember the story at my dads bar. the bartender there, c.j. byce. they say, c.j., i dont have money with me. take my scratchoff card. he scratches off, wins $20,000. the guy goes i get half of that. he goes no, you gave it to me as a tip. they battled it out in court. i think both ended up with $2,000. it we...

More than ever starting to show up in places where they just arent supposed to be like a remote train station. thanks to a shortage of nuts and berries in the forest, he seems upset with the agent. perhaps mistaking the office for a dinner. a large bear. >> yeah. he was determined to get in side. what do you do if you see that out your window? >> duck under the desk. start praying. >> thank god for my bars. apparently starts calling him, sound like -- they call brown bears in siberia. here, kitt...

Helping me thank them. >> united airlines says its glad drake was able to make it to lubbock just in time. all right, heres a look at whats trending online. are women grumpier than men? cbs report says yes. i dont believe it. according to the report, women are on edge because they get less sleep than men. that makes women more depressed, angry, and a little grumpy. speaking of grumpy, a female cat is stealing the show at south by southwest, that conference in austin, texas. they call her the...

That. >> what kind of medical insurance are you carrying before i give you advice. im still a psychiatrist. >> sean: im on the fox plan. [ laughter ] >> im less a motive guy than action guy. i have looked at what the president has done. if he wanted the leeway and wanted the authority to be able to allocate the cuts. that would minimize the pain and he would ask it and that tells me a lot. >> sean: it bothers me when confronted about the truth who advance this had idea, he just outright lies and...

That. >> what kind of medical insurance are you carrying before i give you advice. im still a psychiatrist. >> sean: im on the fox plan. [ laughter ] >> im less a motive guy than action guy. i have looked at what the president has done. if he wanted the leeway and wanted the authority to be able to allocate the cuts. that would minimize the pain and he would ask it and that tells me a lot. >> sean: it bothers me when confronted about the truth who advance this had idea, he just outright lies and...