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Suburb of lafitte. perfectly timed for romney to mock concerns about the oceans warming and its impact on our planet. >> president obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans. and to heal the planet. my promise is to help you and your family. >> no, im sorry. that was last nights acceptance speech. his one big joke of the night. clearly, he thinks hurricanes are hilarious. dont forget this knee slapper. >> i appreciate this opportunity to join you on dry land this afternoon. >> oh, mi...

One of the requests that at least i made for him to be with us. i guess only way well get to see him is on a video in the hot tub. but i want to make certain that its noted in the record that he did not appear. megyn: thats a knee slapper. you know, they try on capitol hill. neely not on refused to answer questions about the conference, he didnt even confirm his name or that aworked for the gsa. well continue to watch where this goes. new questions about political insider hillary rosen, the demo...

The candidate who once said he likes firing people offered a look at what count as a real knee slapper around the romney table. layoffs. >> i have a few connections with the state of wisconsin, one of the most humorous i think relates to my father. as the president of the company he decided to close the factory in michigan and move all of the production to wisconsin. now, later he decided to run for governor of michigan. every time they would start playing on wisconsin, on wisconsin, my dads pol...

Correct the way you read it doesnt involve a tax thats subject to the anti-injunction act. >> yes, that is exactly our position. >> okay. so you agree that we would not, if we agree with you about the correct interpretation of the statute, we need not decide the -- >> there would with no reason to decide the jurisdiction -- >> dont you want to to the know the answer? [laughter] >> justice kennedy, i think we all want to know the answer to a lot of things in this case. but i do think that the pru...

Past. i am not convinced, and i dont think the majority of gop and independent voters are convinced. thats why you dont see romney get over that hump. >> lets listen to foster. your knee slapper that you delivered at cpac this weekend. its one of the funnier jokes ive heard in awhile. here you are saying what you think about mitt romney at cpac. >> theres a little bar a couple doors down. recently a conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walked into the bar. the bartender says, hi, mitt. >> wha...

Moderate past that he has had. even in some cases, a liberal past. i am not convinced, and i dont think the majority of gop and independent voters are convinced. thats why you dont see romney get over that hump. >> lets listen to foster. your knee slapper that you delivered at cpac this weekend. its one of the funnier jokes ive heard in awhile. here you are saying what you think about mitt romney at cpac. >> theres a little bar a couple doors down. recently a conservative, a liberal, and a moder...

Independent voters are convinced. thats why you dont see romney get over that hump. >> lets listen to foster. your knee slapper that you delivered this weekend. i think its one of the funny jokes ive heard in awhile. here you are saying what you think about mitt romney at cpac. >> theres a little bar a couple doors down. recently a conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walked into the bar. the bartender says, hi mitt. >> what do you think of that, charlie? >> mitt romneys record as governor of...

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far too soon. amy winehouse. nobody knew her quite like her father mitch. >> my memories of her will never fade. she was my daughter. >> mitch winehouse, his daughters extraordinary talent -- >> obviously will be her music. there will be some more, hopefully. >> her demons. >> one addiction would follow the other. this is what happened with amy. >> a checkered love life. >> blake came back into her life at that moment when she was at her most vulnerable. ♪ i die a hundred times >> mi...

nobody knew her quite like her father mitch. >> my memories of her will never fade. she was my daughter. >> mitch winehouse, his daughters extraordinary talent -- >> obviously will be her music. there will be some more, hopefully. >> her demons. >> one addiction would follow the other. this is what happened with amy. >> a checkered love life. >> blake came back into her life at that moment when she was at her most vulnerable. ♪ i die a hundred times >> mitch winehouse, prime time exc...