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Play the part, just to feel what it would be like to do that, i picked out people when living in new york city and followed them around, just to see if i could get away with it. and it was surprisingly easy actually. theres a lot of people in new york. its not like i did it in topeka. >> were you also a knife salesman? >> yeah, i sold knives in high school door to door. >> its all coming together. >> my mom insisted that i got a job and i got a job selling knives. they were great knives, and i h...

And its such a good thing, larry, that i can turn a phrase. because i can. i can turn it upside down, inside/out, down side/in, i can turn it and usually when its all said and done it comes out the way i want it. >> larry: youre really getting into it. you feel that the media misrepresents you? >> absolutely. listen, listen, i never pretended to be the smartest -- the brightest bulb in the knife drawer but i did attend an ivory league school. i just never let it go to my head. >> larry: youre fa...

>> maybe thats why your car keeps breaking down. >> it doesnt even take toner so it wouldnt work. see my point? >> no. >> and refrigerators. thats a complex item. you dont have a refrigerator repairman coming every day to say how is your refrigerator. this is a scam and started by big paper. >> okay. whatever you say, boss. >> you cant back away from me if you are in another studio. >> im done. >> are you? >> yes. >> that was easy. go away. cant stand him. >> he is a cancer. >> i have to do some...

>> i dont understand. very good. i am slow on tuesday, tom. >> my sources say yes. >> that movement didnt subject a magic 8 ball because i cant see below the waist. >> i am shaking the 8 ball. >> no, you are doing something perverted and wrong. >> tom, normally i cant do that when i have an 8 ball. >> nice. >> i think are you going to go away now. lets welcome our guest. she is so hot that hot mail is now called diane macedo mail. she anchors "business news" on imus in the morning. she is up ear...

Media, set the record straight. >> larry: youve had some differences with the media. >> its true. youre darn right i have. you know the media makes -- makes -- it makes me look like im not smart by emphasizing when i misannounce a word. and thats just nonfair you know? and its such a good thing, larry, that i can turn a phrase. because i can. i can turn it upside down, inside/out, down side/in, i can turn it and usually when its all said and done it comes out the way i want it. >> larry: youre r...