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(laughter) this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: i like it! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the "report," everybody. good to have you with us. please have a seat. folks, i have to tell you, after a greeting like that i just wish it was legal to grind you up and snort you. (laughter) before we begin right off the top i want to thank m...

>> stephen: welcome to the "report," everybody. good to have you with us. please have a seat. folks, i have to tell you, after a greeting like that i just wish it was legal to grind you up and snort you. (laughter) before we begin right off the top i want to thank my guest vikram gandhi for being here tonight. hes starring in the new documentary "kumare: the true story of a flase prophet." hes already one of my favorite guests-- because he showed up. (laughter) unlike mike tyson who wa...