Page 5 - Lap Dance News Today

[laughter]. >> i kid the popping fresh king. im going to miss him. how much? well, this much. and the press was so quiet on cnn you could hear his stomach growling. i cant control myself. just like bri stelter. >> anyone thinks boobs are more common in women than men have never seen brian jogging. cut brian slack. hes got a lot on his plate right now. what the hell am i going to do now? first chris cuomo. then jeffrey to be in. now stelter. im running out of material. if cnn fires don ...

[bleep] when he accused border patrol agents out of whipping illegal immigrants. those were the actual words. total [bleep]. the head of the border patrol announcing the results of their absurd months long investigation into an incident that both the dems and the media use to demonize innocent agents. >> after an extensive review, the u.s. attorney issued their decision not to prosecute the case. opr found no evidence border patrol agents involved in this incident struck any person wit...

[bleep] when he accused border patrol agents out of whipping illegal immigrants. those were the actual words. total [bleep]. the head of the border patrol announcing the results of their absurd months long investigation into an incident that both the dems and the media use to demonize innocent agents. >> after an extensive review, the u.s. attorney issued their decision not to prosecute the case. opr found no evidence border patrol agents involved in this incident struck any person wit...

finger, like my childhood friend we had to call mittens. yeah. in case you scoff at the idea that the media works from the same script, the same playbook, same oxygen deprived brain, you need to see thursdays "l.a. times" piece on how late-night selected comedians covered the hearings. the same unison response. or should i say unisom. since they were dull enough to put a method into a coma. >> we are coming to just hours after the january 6, and he shocked with a hearing i can only be ...

d-bags? i mean stupid lying d-bags. >> can you believe, like, joe rogan? hes eating dewormers. >> he says hes taking several medications including a drug meant for deworming livestock. >> in case you missed it, rogan said the word ivermectin, the deworming medicine made to kill parasites and deworm animals. >> this medication causes some people in this crazed environment were in to want to try it. thats the upside-down world were in with figures like joe rogan. >> greg: [bleep]. sorry!...

I am Trace Gallagher with a fox news update. The Ground Invasion into gaza is delayed. But President Biden will visit israel on wednesday one of his goals is to prevent this from becoming a regionalg battle. Greg palkot is live at the israel and lebanon border. Clashes up here in the north. The news that President Biden will come here wednesday meeting with israel officials. They plan what looks to be a looming land, sea and air invasion of gaza. The humanitarian crisis inside gaza strip grows w...

Thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank for your underwhelming response. Happu for y monday, everyone. Y d lets do some jokes. Donald trumps ex attorney, cohen, took the stand today in the hush money trial. We dont have Footagtodae Becaun cameras arent allowed in the courtroom. In the cou of cohenaget leaving and having lunch with your. Meanwhile, also in new york. The new play, coproduced by hillary, is bombing on broadway. [ all right. Yeah. And like her husband, bill,t shes not ...

[ cheering and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Greg inc. You for your underwhelming response. Happy monday everyone, lets do some jokes. Donald trumps exattorney Michael Cohen took the Stand Today And Hush Money Trial period we dont have footage because cameras arent allowed in the courtroom that we have footage of cohen leaving and having lunch. Greg the new play coproduced by Hillary Clinton as bombing on broadway. [ applause ] greg unlike her husband bill shes not very good at...

>> greg: yeah, all right, lets welcome tonights guests. he looks like a car salesman and smells like an air freshener, cohost of fox and friends first, todd piro. dont let the accent fool you shes here to school you, cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he knows eight ways to kill a man with a paper clip, nine if its rusty. former cia operative and host of the presidents daily brief podcast, mike baker! [cheers and applause] >> greg:...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah, all right, lets welcome tonights guests. he looks like a car salesman and smells like an air freshener, cohost of fox and friends first, todd piro. dont let the accent fool you shes here to school you, cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he knows eight ways to kill a man with a paper clip, nine if its rusty. former cia operative and host of the presidents daily brief podcast, mike baker! [cheers ...