would ever see johnny alive. many people would probably like that but i would need a new assistant. the outrage from the democrats and the media would be humongous. they would throw johnny in solitary, probably shackle him. they would need very small shackles though because johnny s leg are very skinny. his tan face would be plastered all over cnn and msnbc. they would dox his family poor, poor mrs. bell saraio. meanwhile poor johnny sleeping on a cold concrete floor. diney one meal a day through that tiny slot. worst of all, no one on the inside to steam his shirt. johnny would never survive under these conditions. but the media and the left would be perfectly fine with johnny behind bars. in fact, they would probably celebrate it as a victory for democracy. you see, johnny does not have liberal privilege. so he has got to watch his back. he can t just stage a comedy koop and get away with it. only democrats are allowed to do that like stephen colbert and his dog face puppet
things are spinning your saturday with his big big news week we get to together today and tomorrow. were so happy is tired of the boxes we are together again. it s what s on tap tonight joey take it away pickwick growing number of migrants being arrested on the government terrorist watch list this is note joke is binds border crisis goes up in smoke pickwick cannot wait to get to that katy pickwick supreme court is surrounded of the nation awaits a decision affecting abortion rights that could come any day. leo per. china may be accessing your data on the popular social media cap tiktok. let s stop people from using it? first you gotta get to this. flight cancellations causing major headaches for travelers out there again. staffing shortages and bad weather forced many airlines to ground flights. so far today, a whopping 2400 flights have been canceled but meanwhile many americans still struggling to afford food. the basics and prices at the store keep climbing. do not
the incident renewing a heated debate about security in the nation s capitol at a time and politically motivated threats are on the rise. derek republican congresswoman claudia tenney is standing by with her reaction. but we first go to congressional correspondent chad pergram. will try to bring you that report from chad pergram and just a moment. the group reportedly had been told to leave the congressional building earlier in the day by capitol police. somehow they got back in. apparently were let in by a fellow staff members of some of the members of congress, democrat members of congress that they were interviewed. that report from chad pergram is good now, let s bring it to you now. jon, a bizarre security breach proceed as late show came to interview three house democrats including adam schiff. but they overstayed their welcome and were busted by u.s. capitol police. in a statement cbs says the production team came to capitol hill to do interviews for a comedy segme
[chanting] for the largest migrant caravan ever is headed up towards mexico and the u.s. border. the administration has put the signal out there that it s okay to come and that s why you will see migrant caravan after caravan after caravan. queen elizabeth platinum jubilee wrapping up. a pageant and surprise appearance by the queen on the buckingham palace balcony. [cheers and applause] i found the one stronger than anyone i know she shares my dreams, i hope that some day i will share her home steve: well, it s a perfect day in london as london weather goes. 67 degrees, it is cloudy and rainy. and we are listening to ed shearn who was one of the big singers at the jubilee celebration. welcome to fox & friends. he we re on monday, june 6th, 2022. we it is the longest day. we will talk about d-day in a little while. ainsley is back on the couch after being so perched so close to the queen. ainsley: wonderful experience. i m grateful to fox and our bosses
only late night comedy show that rivalled yours, it wasn t comedy, if you viewed it through the lens of comedy, it was hilarious. greg: the morning show was a laugh riot, the coh-host faces. you should see carley s face every time i say something, she s mortified for one hour a day. greg: are you sad we never got to learn to say his last niem ri name right? todd: chris licht. licht. i know there was an article and people said he got fired for ratings and the article. he got run out by inmates that are running the asylum, run out by these people because all they want cnn to be in the current