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Tonight its a Conspiracy Theory made up by russian intelligence, pumped through smirnov into america. Jesse a new hoax. The russians are behind bidens impeachment. [screaming] jesse bidens dog he has now bitten everyone at the white house. Googles Artificial Intelligence turns everyone black. Plus viva, Viva Las Vegas jesse theres another missing biden diamond, and no one knows where it is. The president s brother, jim biden, better known as jimmy the chin, told congressional investigators that ...

Censorship. And dont forget on tuesday of next week we have got our town hall with rfk and New York City and tickets are free. First we begin tonight, and it is now very clear that a malignant cancer is within and surrounding Joe Biden Pres presidency. It is growing, and it is growing daily, it is compounding. It is also clear that joe biden may be the most corrupt president and american history, and certainly in the modern era. Investigations are heating up, the walls are absolutely closing and...

[highpitched rewind whine] [projector humming] i grew up as a bigheaded baby in seattle, moved to nicaragua when i was three, made friends with parrots and sloths. Moved back to Washington State when i was five, learned to play the bassoon. Moved to illinois and joined the drama club, and eventually, i landed in los angeles as dunder mifflins assistant to the regional manager. Please welcome rainn wilson. Rainn wilson. Yet for all my success, my wife and son, whom i love, a nice house, people ta...

Tonight its a Conspiracy Theory made up by russian intelligence, pumped through smirnov into america. Jesse a new hoax. The russians are behind bidens impeachment. [screaming] jesse bidens dog he has now bitten everyone at the white house. Googles Artificial Intelligence turns everyone black. Plus viva, Viva Las Vegas jesse theres another missing biden diamond, and no one knows where it is. The president s brother, jim biden, better known as jimmy the chin, told congressional investigators that ...

Greg i know i know i would clap, too. Happy tuesday, everyone. Tonight, lets take a trip back in time, all the way back to the summer of 2023. Thats when the mysterious figure known as President Biden established the First Ever Office of Climate Change and Health Equity. A new bureaucracy deep within the department of health and Human Services. Well, at least health and Human Services belong together, but Climate Change and Health Equity . Might as well be the office of brains and joy behar. [la...

A lot of people that know me still dont know i am a Gambling Addict. Even when i came here, i said i was going to a Mental Health facility, because people knew i had Mental Health episodes that were bad, but nobody knew i was an addict. I kept my Gambling A Secret for years, and obviously it did eventually all come out. These british women fought to keep their Gambling Addiction a secret, until they were offered a lifeline a place in a residential centre, and a chance to confront their addiction...

Censorship. And dont forget on tuesday of next week we have got our town hall with rfk and New York City and tickets are free. First we begin tonight, and it is now very clear that a malignant cancer is within and surrounding Joe Biden Pres presidency. It is growing, and it is growing daily, it is compounding. It is also clear that joe biden may be the most corrupt president and american history, and certainly in the modern era. Investigations are heating up, the walls are absolutely closing and...

Greg i know i know i would clap, too. Happy tuesday, everyone. Tonight, lets take a trip back in time, all the way back to the summer of 2023. Thats when the mysterious figure known as President Biden established the First Ever Office of Climate Change and Health Equity. A new bureaucracy deep within the department of health and Human Services. Well, at least health and Human Services belong together, but Climate Change and Health Equity . Might as well be the office of brains and joy behar. [la...

Censorship. And dont forget on tuesday of next week we have got our town hall with rfk and New York City and tickets are free. First we begin tonight, and it is now very clear that a malignant cancer is within and surrounding Joe Biden Pres presidency. It is growing, and it is growing daily, it is compounding. It is also clear that joe biden may be the most corrupt president and american history, and certainly in the modern era. Investigations are heating up, the walls are absolutely closing and...

Censorship. And dont forget on tuesday of next week we have got our town hall with rfk and New York City and tickets are free. First we begin tonight, and it is now very clear that a malignant cancer is within and surrounding Joe Biden Pres presidency. It is growing, and it is growing daily, it is compounding. It is also clear that joe biden may be the most corrupt president and american history, and certainly in the modern era. Investigations are heating up, the walls are absolutely closing and...