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>> welcome to a special edition of jesse waters prime time. im kelll editioofy mcinerney. theres one thing that every republican candidate has in common. the second you start to become popular, the liberal media will come after you. hes seen it tikayle and time fr again. its true for trump, desantis. it even happened trump to viveke he made a splash at the debates. and today, its true for nikki haley. at a town hall event yesterday. . . question about the civil waras . >> what was the ...

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residenced, a small aircraft crashed in rural virch virginia, lucas is live with more. reporter: it started with the loud sonic boom here. and felt as far as annapolis maryland, dc national guard, scrambling alert fighter jets, we received a statement from norad, ill go through the highlights: a business jet. over washington dc, norad aircraft were authorized to tramp at supersonic speeds, the norad aircraft used flairs in an attempt to draw attention from the pilot, the civilian aircr...

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