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[cheers and applause] greg thats all me thats my fault. My fault. All right, all right, all right. Happy wednesday, everybody. Tomorrow, both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump head to the texas border to duke it out on americas current migrant crisis. The sad part is only one of them will know where he is. [laughter] the other will think hes on a beach in delaware during cinco de mayo. For bidens part, this is only the second time hes been to the border during his presidency....

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And i dont have any cookies either. Thanks, dana. Bret good evening, welcome to washington. Im bret baier. A rematch of the 2020 election between President Biden and former President Donald Trump, seems inevitable on this wednesday after the Super Tuesday primaries. The current president was essentially unopposed and the former president has vanquished his lone remaining serious challenger. Former South Carolina governor, former Ambassador Nikki Haley suspended her Campaign Today after winning j...

Paul welcome to the journal editorial report, im paul gigot. The Supreme Court on wednesday agreed to decide whether former President Donald Trump should be immune from prosecution in his federal election interference case. Dealing a blow to special counsel jack smiths effort to try the former president and likely 2024 republican nominee before with no. Oral arguments are now set for late april with a decision expected by late june. A timetable that could push the trial originally set to begin t...

Was sitting right next to you rev, down there in selma alabama, for the big commemoration of Bloody Sunday. Thank you very much. Thank you, and hug kareem. Kareem has been a long, active person in our community, i love her to death, she is great. She heard every word you said. All right, rev have a good rest of the night. All right. Of the night. All right. The state of our union. President biden delivers his high stakes address before congress and the nation, and White House Press secretary Kar...

Deadlines for choosing president ial electors. Nancy pelosi on the wildly unpopular markup push to eliminates Reproductive Rights. Having a child through ivf is a wonderful thing. It is not a crime. It should not be punished. Plus, President Biden in the republican frontrunner toward the problem trump wants to solve. The blame it on me. I said thats uncle police blame it on me. Please. And gunfire. A stampede and over 100 killed. The latest on the nightmare unfolding in gaza. When all in starts,...

Thats a shot of covington, kentucky. Pete the coffer of the New York Post has a story about Tori Spelling which got will cains brain going about where is everyone from 90210. Will were you team brenda or team cellingly . We were both team kelly. We have been us Team Everybody was Team Jennifer aniston on friends. Rachel you thought i was going to be luke perry versus jason previously, but i like jason better. Pete i wonder how much if you did diagnostic tests, if it would tell you what kind of p...

Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them c...

Running back the presidency. Never getting a glimpse a part of his defense. Quickness is unprecedented. It affects not just donald trump, it affects every american who now realize the First Amendment is under Assault Progress Trump attorney john lauro joins us like to detailing Teams Legal Strategy then. Republicans release the closeddoor transcript of devon archers testimony about his Business Dealings and the president s son, hunter and the allure of the biden brand. None of those conversation...

Alabama republican partys annual Summer Dinner last night. The charges put forth in the indictment are an outrageous criminalization of political speech so this ridiculous indictment against us is not a legal case, its an act of desperation by failed joe biden and radical left thugs. Every time radical left Democrats Marxist Communist and fascist indictment, i consider it a badge of honor because im being indicted for you, thanks a lot. Biden piles on trump, president is facing troubles of his o...