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Shawn. 1500 active duty troops to secure the southwest border as they prepare for an unprecedented migrant search in just eight days. Bidens plan is now drawing comparisons to a 2018 order by his predecessor, similarly using our military to help prepare for a large influx of migrants. While the Vice President and border czar Kamala Harris, heres what she had to say when trump did it. I believe it is inappropriate to acquire the limited resources of the United States military to be used in such a...

netanyahu said his army will "deepen" its fight against hamas in the coming days. meghan owen reports. theres a constant stream of casualties entering the al—aqsa hospital in gaza. with no fuel, no water and minimal supplies, its overloaded. ijust left the resuscitation room where a nine—year—old boy named ahmed was being treated basically with sedation to ease his suffering as he dies. he was crossing the street in front of the shelter where his family is staying, when the build...

they had all but been awarded a world cup. there was shock, too, injanuary, after buffalo bills�* damar hamlin suffered a cardiac arrest during an nfl game. the world watched on, as he would eventually make a recovery. here, rugby unions six nations, well, that was all about ireland. it is time for the six nations, and no better place to start than in cardiff. james lowe, all the way! a cruel knife to the heart of wales. the number one side on the planet against the reigning grand sl...

but now this. a high profile court hearing could reveal new evidence today in the deadly stabbing of cash-out founder bob lee last month in san francisco. welcome to a new hour of "americas newsroom," im dana perino. good morning to you. >> bill: the details on this story are really startling, too. we may learn more today. im bill hemmer. good morning. the suspect is back in court today for a hearing to determine if prosecutors have enough evidence to bring a case to trial. they havent...

[cheers and applause] he spends so much of his time as president on vacation, we might as well make it permanent. >> harris: the man we have yet to see on the campaign trail, joe biden, is out front in the democrat primary. >> it has been more than a month since the re-election announcement. is president biden going to hold a campaign event ever? >> so i will say this to you, peter, as you know, we follow the rule of law here. >> you cant say if he will be campaigning for re-election. ...

in northern gaza and starting new offensive in the southern part of the region. idf is moving into the southern part while the u.s. tries to help the two sides bring an end to this war. you are watching "fox and friends first" on thursday morning. im carley shimkus. >> todd: im todd piro, a lot going on that we will start feeling at home, well get into it with cory mills in a moment. >> carley: first trey yingst has an update from tel aviv. >> trey: israeli forces say they are close to...

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in iowa where a key battle kicks off not many months away. sir? >> no, thats not the case, neil. not many months away. look at what is happening here. you have a number of candidates coming to iowa. the former president will be here in a couple hours from now. hes doing that fox news town hall with sean hannity. he had a full day in iowa. close to the des moines area. the former president is just finishing up his final campaign event of the day. part of a two-day trip to iowa. got here...

i believe its a choice. >> a leader does not use polls to tell them what to do. if hunter were a republican, he would have been in jail long ago. our great american comeback starts by sending joe biden back to his basement in delaware. [cheers] >> jesse: now, if you want any kind of national traction you cant be boring. and have you got to feed juicy soundbites to the media machine. no one is be at that than donald trump. desantis is creating friction with the establishment. >> toy siz...