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joe biden to read charlottes web as a freshman in college. so welcome back into the spotlight, iowa. the birth place of vending machines sliced bread and hetero section wales. on tuesday florida governor ron desantis held his first campaign event in a tour that will also take him to new hampshire and south carolina. but i wonder if it was great to be back. >> it is great to be back and its great for me to report that our great american comeback starts by sending joe biden back to his b...

[sirens] ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] >> good evening to all of you. [applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] >> i am beginning to recognize the fact that nothing is true. nothing. it is all down to perception. my immediate family is gone, but that is life. its the same thing with every family, that somebody will be left in the end. and this time in life i have fantastic memories, but everybodys memory is different so theyre just my memories, you know? i know that morris and robin wouldve had a dif...

situation room." happening now, president biden and house speaker mccarthy are scrambling big time to sell their debt limit deal to lawmakers. their agreement could avoid a catastrophic default if congressional leaders can find the votes and push the bill across the finish line before its too late. only a few days left. in ukraine, a rare daytime missile barrage shakes the capital city of kyiv. the russian attack apparently repelled by air defenses as ukrainian forces hit. theyre n...

the negotiations are done. the bill is written. now with just days until the united states runs out of money, president biden and house speaker kevin mccarthy are rushing to sell the debt ceiling deal to their parties. an attack on ukraines capital city hours after a nighttime assault. schoolchildren forced to run to shelter and cars dodge missile debris on busy city streets. on this memorial day, an emotional reunion as a group of vietnam veterans are reunited for the first time i...

the latest. good evening. >> reporter: good evening a big hurdle cleared with the debt ceiling the house overwhelmingly approvingdeal brokered by president biden and house speaker mccarthy. here is the breakdown 149 gop ea at 155 democratic yea. more democrat support of the deal than the majority even though the gop runs the house. >> you said democrats got nothing so how do you define nothing? >> i think they voted for it because they wanted to take up for their president. >> reporter...

of sweden and prince daniel, as well as students from here in sweden. welcome to nobel minds and the second of our two programmes. laureates, this is the first time that some of you have been brought together in discussion on television. congratulations to you all. thank you. applause. first, lets look at the chemistry prize with its scientific breakthroughs that have myriad uses that will benefit humankind. lets have a short video looking at what the prize for chemistry was made for. ...

look beautiful in your matching sweaters. >> thank you. happy holiday season. >> carley: second hour of "fox & friends" starts right now. happy holidays, guys. ♪ ♪ giddy up jingle horse ♪ jingle around the clock ♪ a mix and a mingle and jingle ♪ thats the jingle bell rock. [laughter] >> lawrence: im so glad to work here because here we believe in santa. growing up my dad did not tell us about santa. >> lawrence: no. i work all year to buy all these presents do you think im go...

because the constitution says you have to be >> hello, everyone, im dana perino here along with jesse watters and greg gutfeld. this is "the five." dell: the 2024 election turning into a free-for-all. maybe, a dozen states could follow colorado in kicking donald trump off the ballots and now republicans are vowing to retaliate against biden. >> -- less likely that will make him return. >> its a question of law. if a 14-year-old tried to run for president, would that person be kept off ...

tonight. thank you. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday. [screams] >> greg: thats what its like to be loved. so scientists just k. there are three manmade things that can be seen from outer space. the panama canal, the great wall of china and tyrus. just kidding about the last one. its actually the towering stupidity of the colorado supreme court. [applause] >> greg: yes. thank you, ill take it. it makes pikes peak look as flat as joe bidens ekg. in a 4-3 decision, four democra...

are saying that the president gave too much, he says that they will ultimately see that he did not give as much as he could have potentially in the agreement, and throughout the day, the white house officials are going to be briefing lawmakers and one-on-one calls to see that they are getting to be getting support when that deadline approaches. >> okay. lauren and arlette, thank you. and keep us posted. kate? >> this some of what is in the bill. it is going to suspend the debt limit th...