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>> greg: she still made it here. julie joins us as well. [applause] despite the fact that kat ditched her at the club. what a mess. and of course, there is dana perino, she is here. yay! she spent all night prepping for the show. ♪ ♪ >> greg: you never do that on the "the five." and last but not least, buck sexton. he has a new radio show with clay travis. here they are celebrating when they got the news. [bleep] >> greg: sad news about clay, though. so what should we talk about

Light pole, and i got screwed. i shoplifted a couple times. i was very young. and i got caught. how does this end up in your bag? i didnt put it there somebody else must have. but these are the kind of compulsive lies that do not surprise me. so when you come forward and you say, you know, deny, deny, deny. like when i chewed up my boyfriend when i was 17 years old. that is what you get for eavesdropping, shame on you. so shame on you, because i know, i speak from experience. but unfortunately h...

Selling earplugs in kats apartment paired the reconsidering adding photos back in. the lesson here, when you try too hard to be woke, you focus too much on race than making sure your boats dont crash. i dont want anyone working for me to be any more good-looking than i am. here are my latest candidates for my personal assistant. this is hans. this is lars. and this is clive. they are also playing come its a shame i had to let them all go. but the pigs in my farm upstate were pleased. >> because ...

Its like "game of thrones," minus the brother sister marriage. unless you are ilhan omar. its like snow shovels the day before a noreaster. you have unhinged politicians who dont need to buy guns threatening citizens who realize the second amendment may be the only protection they have. they are to shut down the first amendment and are working their way through the list. its like brian stelter eating his way through the menu at mcdonalds. now she claims she gets death threats, and i dont doubt i...

America is more diverse, its happening all across the country. just look at demographics all across. so at some point, we may actually get to meritocracy. >> greg: yes, it will work its way like its always worked its way forward. theres obviously a half feet dont like happy medium and quotas. its called, letting it happen, kat. you think chinas worried about the sort of thing question mike >> no. >> greg: thank you. >> i do not think china is worried about this sort of thing. and when i was read...

Anchor julie banderas. even stars think his name soundk sexton. and shes like a fighter, wiry and fast, but also eats bugs and lives under your bed, kat. s a day in dana, welcome to the show. its great to see a period it feels like i just saw you already. so clearly, she says a lot of stuff, but well get death threats did we all want to have security. >> it might be hard to believe, but even i get death threats. >> greg: stuart varney is still pit stop at you that you. >> i know, i know. do you ...