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Screwed are up. and they did this. never yield spelling it wrong. y-e-i-l-d. that shirt does not make you want to say yee haw piggy. >> ye haw piggy is woo pig suey. what is that? >> that was it. lets polka now. >> oh, my lord, people. >> hey, man, bad karma got you down? come on, lets polka. ♪ music peace and love and sexuppities generation xx thats the wood stock polka ♪ ♪ traffic jams and camping greens automated bank machines ♪ ♪ thats the woodstock polka ♪ ♪ theres knickknack ...

Which, look at the t-shirts. never yield. someone in walmart kind of screwed are up. and they did this. never yield spelling it wrong. y-e-i-l-d. that shirt does not make you want to say yee haw piggy. >> ye haw piggy is, woo pig suey. what is -- ye haw piggy? >> that was it. lets polka now. >> oh, my lord, people. >> hey, man, bad karma got you down? come on, lets polka. ♪ music peace and love and sex yuppies generation x thats the woodstock polka ♪ ♪ traffic jams and camping greens autom...

Questions. have you ever done that? >> i will tell you this, man, dont trust open microphones. have learned nothing from robert durst. this kid is screwed. if i did that to either of you i would be at abc human resources by the end of the show. >> forever on he learned a big lesson. >> and we dont have time for the second ones. we have tom here today. now we have the polka. >> oh, polka. hey, news got you down. come on, lets polka. ♪ ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores...

Faces. i just love that moment. she can belt it out. >> like "sister act," the movie. they have to get the rest of the convent in there to do some songs. >> you have to watch the italian version. >> cool. so many dog lovers out there. when you love your dog, you cant get enough pictures. some people think youre insane but if you love your dog, you know what its like. theres a new app called packdog.com and the site is p-a-c-k. you can get an app for your smartphone all day long and get cute pict...

You knew a good thing. how long have you been here total? >> 31 years. >> how about you, j.j.? >> 24. >> you, al? >> 48 years. >> 48 years? my word! >> you guys have been loyal to us, so thank you very much. we wanted to end on a good note and honor the loyalty you guys have showed to this show. our wacky little overnight world here. >> thank you all. have a cocktail, everybody. and the original "world news now" polka. heres barry mitchell. >> isnt this great? look where i am. come on, wake up. ...

Mild weight loss. >> whats up with that? female birth control. we gain weight. >> right. lose a few pounds. >> easy. >> maybe by the end of the decade. >> so tough to be a woman. okay, so a 70-year-old man in michigan celebrated his 70th birthday by going skydiving 70 times. took him ten hours. he just would step out of the harness. step in. go back up. eight different parachutes. he has taken 13,000 career jumps. hes celebrating his 70th. here at "world news now," celebrating our first "world...

I think she is going to sneak it in. >> right side, normal looking attractive woman. on the left side, a stir fried carrot. you cant tell me. please. >> she looks good. >> new study out showing most people up to 80% use facebook to do what spy on ex-boyfriend and girlfriends. nearly everyone -- 88%, correct myself, use it if you are no longer friend. if you want to stress yourself out, defriend the exes, keep the ex as a friend. keep that in mind. the original polka. >> hey, news got you down. c...

Crime out these days -- >> how are you? good to see you. absolutely. so nice to see you all. >> did they just -- >> wheres our stuff? theres this new crime called hugger muggers. and actually the person pretends theyre drunk, they come up and hug you and they actually take something from you like your mug or your wallet or something like that. be careful, youre out at the nightclub or bar because that drunk person, hey, how are you doing? could actually be -- and this comes with from the manches...

>> duh, grape. >> creamy or -- >> creamy, duh. >> really? >> you like chunky? >> i like the all-natural and i like raspberry jam. >> ill give you raspberry. theres nothing like the classic. >> you should see the staffers lined up to eat these sandwiches. come over here. >> you can tell its a recession. come get a sandwich. come on out. >> lets polka. >> of course, its friday. >> oh, my god. >> oh, my god, what is this? >> april fools! ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ...

And everything. >> good. >> big game on sunday. >> super bowl xlv. >> steelers and green bay packers. theres a viral video circulating for the cheeseheads out there. if youre a packer fan you know what a cheesehead is. this is the video. a mock of the far east movement song "like a g-6." lets listen. ♪ im feeling so fly like a cheese head ♪ ♪ like a cheese head ♪ >> there you go. >> super bowl, time for the polka, folks, its friday. >> news got you down? come on, lets polka. ♪ politics...