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Gentlemen. the e end of the election. can you believe it? what a year tonight has been. right now, i know you dont have your phones or anything. but right now, the election is too close to call and too terrifying to contempt plalacon. this one is, a nail-biter. and a passport-grabber. [ laughter ] >> its nice to be able to laugh in the face of something you think is serious. you can go down a cra rabbit f issues or people. you need levity. >> six more electoral votes for donald trump, this eveni...

Well, here we are, ladies and gentlemen, the end of the election. can you believe it? what a year tonight has been. right now, i know you guys dont have your phones or anything in here, but the election is too close to call and too terrifying to contemplate. the huge story is that trump has outperformed expectations in early results. this one is a nail biter. and a passport grabber. >> its nice to be able to laugh in the face of something that you think is really serious. you can go down a crazy...

I got a job. ill make more money than anyone in here when i get out, you know? this aint my life. >> good. i hope i never see you again. >> im going to move up here. is there a lot of work? are they hiring at dennys? >> no, no, theres no work. no housing. nothing. theres nothing out here. >> but later, the levity gave way to an ominous warning when gill talked about the one inmate on his cell block who could cause him to prolong his stay in prison. >> his name i believe is shriver or schreiber. ...

You, stronger than ever. >> there is the event that happened and the optics of the presidents response. alex setting up his camera. youre back with us there? we need a moment of levity there. your camera looks good. thanks for being with us here on newsroom there in new york. heres the question. talking about the big picture, ellis, the president of the united states being criticized for not calling these protesters what they were, white nationalists. lets not negotiate on the campaign trail, he...

Bedminister to deal with in a more straight fforward fashion d not in a glib way where theres this moment with the president going over to shake hands of any moment of levity. this is not a time for levity. >> i think of this as a communications department and a general kelly has been empowered to change the way that this white house communicates with the american people, that theyre going to have another moment at the podium where the president says more about what he thinks about this incident...

Opener. two-time super bowl champ vince wilfork is excited. he does not have to make weight anymore. announced his retirement yesterday with an epic video. check this out. >> hey! no more cleats, im moving on to smoked meat fellows. peace out. im out of here, later! >> wilfork used this video to announce a farewell tailgate there at foxborough ahead of the patriots regular season opener september 7th, wanted to share that with you and bring some levity to you. >> thank you very much. you accom...

Farewell tailgate in front of the regular season opener. i wanted to share levity with you. i want to say your opioid series is outstanding. it is powerful, check it out. >> thank you. lucky to work for a place that dedicates time and resources to that. thank you, my friend. before we go, we have breaking news first on cnn. learning about an incident between an iranian drone and u.s. ships. barbara starr, what are we learning? >> reporter: a short time ago, an unarmed iranian drone came within...

His personal e-mail. it shows how easy it is for pranksters to get details. imagine if it was a hacker. >> do we know its not? do we know its not? >> we were told this person is a prankster who has done it to other high profile banking officials. hes on twitter and tweeted the exchanges. he said it was all for levity, not for anything. >> meanwhile, trying to line up fake reince priebus. dan, thanks so much. clear your schedule for 11 years from now. the city of angels set to be a city of olym...

You hello. >> his name is dylan so dill pickle. hannah pointed that out. i didnt get it either. daniels mom and dad say we need more of these make you smile moments, how can we not all route for the same team when seen through a kids eyes. this is sweet, hope the president will send him something. j tv on social media says this is an awesome idea. i was saying on facebook white house page last week they should do this, hope they do more. read a letter every now and then. have a little levity abo...

Current political climate? >> um, no, i think people just need to laugh about it a little bit more nowadays. so, i mean, they need more levity in their life. you know, before we had the genius running the country, it was -- for me there was a lot of to thor there, i was like, this is going to be great, great for material. when 2 materialized and became reality, there was this whole moment of shock from everybody. and were like, hold on, i cant joke about it, im trying to process this. >> oh, int...