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Make fun of gutfelds height! >> what advice do you have for men like greg who dont have an inch to give? [laughter and applause] >> we are going to miss her! >> greg: i love that joke, but you wont be back. [laughter] i assume youre not going to answer that. are you running for president? >> i dont know. >> come on! >> greg: thats a "yes." >> we are thinking about it. >> greg: im going to give out three names come you tell me which one killed jfk. >> okay. >> greg: sammy davis jr.? >> very unlik...

Stuff like, "actually, its not mummy, its mummified person." they are saying that because they have no friends because they say stuff like that. can you imagine anyone saying that to you in every speaking to that person again? >> greg: you cant. they are people who are not around other people. they are just like the mummies they are trying to protect. they are isolated, cold, and repulsive! all right, mr. pompeo, what say you about mummy? >> i want to hear more about the planetary museum. >> the...

We have different noses, its okay. we can talk about it. theres nothing about him thats black. nothing. theres nothing about him thats white, either, now that i look at it. he cut his nose off. period. >> greg: to spite his face. [laughter] you know whats funny about t this? there is a bigger story here. theres a lot of people in this world, if they lived in their own little village, they would just be the town weirdo, but the internet has been able to connect all town weirdos. >> you cant get a...

For that. >> what is that? thats like lizard guy. >> lets try and pull this back here. >> no, no, were not going to pull this back. >> we have to show our viewers what were talking about. the former president, had a major announcement. >> a major announcement. >> and this is the major announcement from donald trump. take a look. >> hello, everyone, this is donald trump, hopefully your favorite president of all time, better than lincoln. better than washington. with an important announcement to m...