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March 27, 2016
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March 27, 2016
Uh, the location? youre not going to believe this but its um... its in a tree. i wish i was joking, mate, but its literally stuck in a tree. (car horn honking) a chainsaw? no, no, all we really need is a tow truck. day or night, geicos emergency roadside service is there for you. this... is how it begins... with a mighty roar... that tells the world... were coming for you.
March 26, 2016
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March 26, 2016
All of these plots. paul cruickshank, you can believe a lot of the raids probably searching for this man right here. thank you for this reporting and our first look at that photo of one of the most wanted men in europe. paul cruickshank, thank you. well take you to the front lines of the beefed up anti-terror measures here in new york. emergency roadside service and how its available 24/7 and then our car overheated... what are the chances? can you send a tow truck please? uh, the location? yo...
March 26, 2016
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March 26, 2016
Known location of a sexually violent predator. >> so flagrant seeing him marching like a peacock up there. >> this man came face-to-face with the veteran who lived the life he pretended was his. >> why google maps gets blame forward a crew knocking down the wrong house. and... >> $100. >> a high tech easter egg hunt with grown up a marin county plead not guilty to a federal stolen valor charge almost a year after the i-team first exposed him. >> this guy is accused of raising thousands of doll...
March 26, 2016
Did you see this bag before i? didnt. now theres a bird. its flying. its free. >> im going to put this bird right on this card. >> its pretty. >> you like, that maam? >> fantastic. >> im putting a bird on toast. >> put a bird on it! >> put a bird on it is one of the jokes from "portlandia," from the excellent tv show that is all about making fun of portland for being so portland. and then today in portland in front of a crowd of more than 11,000 absolutely thrilled portland supporters bernie san...
March 26, 2016
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March 26, 2016
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March 26, 2016
What you are hearing more and more is less of the bells from the churches and more of the call to prayer. >> thats exactly right. the questiony: is will the tolerance be given back to am christian community from a mostly muslim community. stick around for more "fox & friends." ut its um... its in a tree. i wish i was joking, mate, but its literally stuck in a tree. (car horn honking) a chainsaw? no, no, all we really need is a tow truck. day or night, geicos emergency roadside service is there f...