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Heres what caught our eye in the animal world. a florida woman is fighting to keep her unusual house pet. a six foot long algator. >> he sits on the couch. he knows how to work the remote. you know? so hes a house gator. >> well, she got a license 11 years old for the rescued reptile named rambo. officials say she doesnt have a large enough space for the growing gator. game officers in pennsylvania got a chance to cuddle three real life teddy bears. >> they got their ears pierced early. >> so ...

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