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>> according to the media narrative, republicans are unified to defeat democrats in the election. what is awkward for the narrative is that the word unity usually means that candidates dont mind appearing in the same room together. facts versus what you are hearing maintained as facts coming up next. boss: and now ill turn it over to the gecko. gecko: ah, thank you, sir. as we all know, geico has been saving people money on rv, camper and trailer insurance... ...as well as motorcycle insurance.....

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Police capture. but billy has captured the hearts of even 6,000 new facebook fans. and now to the chinese finger trap. what is going on outside of beiji beijing? in a sentence, has the internet made the english dictionary print edition outdated? today we have another theory on what happened to the dinosaurs. a new study suggested meteor showers lasting thousands of years may have been what killed off the prehistoric creatures. and check out this unique

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