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January 30, 2010
And now were insuring over 18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when. gecko: ah, i still have nightmares.
January 30, 2010
Of us have ever seen. larry: well take a break. well ask diana what she sees as wbr id "wbr4910" the single greatest need for the children. well also meet kent paige, senior communications officer for unicef. well be right back. boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout th...
January 30, 2010
Fifteen percent or more on wbr-id "wbr5510" car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
January 29, 2010
Gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
January 29, 2010
Changed its privacy settings last month. the new default for status update things like your birthday and religious and political views and relationship status now allows everyone to see them and even indexes them on google. im not sure i want that. >> it seems like they make it really hard to fix it too. sorry. also in "the times," i love this story, the fallout of apple using the new tablet the ipad. some women say that has evokes certain associations with feminine hygiene products. and two oth...
January 29, 2010
R vo: ...you can get help with a flat tire... anncr vo: ...find a nearby tow truck or gas station... anncr vo: ...call emergency services... anncr vo: ...collect accident information. anncr vo: or just watch some fun videos. anncr vo: its so easy, a caveman can do it. caveman: unbelievable... caveman: wheres my coat? it was suede with the fringe. vo: download the glovebox app free at geico.com. the images from haiti are heart-breaking-- homes, hospitals, and schools destroyed; families searching...
January 29, 2010
Anncr vo: ...call emergency services... anncr vo: ...collect accident information. anncr vo: or just watch some fun videos. anncvo: its so easy, a caveman can do it. caveman: unbelievable... caveman: wheres my coat? it was suede with the fringe. vo: download the glovebox app free at geico.com.
January 28, 2010
boss: hey, those gecko ringtones you put on our website people love em! gecko: yeah, thank you sir. turned out nice. boss: got another one for you. anncr: at geico.com, its easy to get a free rate quote, manage your policy, make payments or even file a claim! boss: now thats a ringtone. gecko: uh yeah...its interesting.... certainly not the worst ringtone ive ever heard... ♪ ringtone lyrics: a-ringedy- ding-ding-dingy-dong, ringedy-dong-ding-ding... ♪ gecko (...
January 28, 2010
All right. i want to take this opportunity
January 28, 2010
People love em! gecko: yeah, thank you sir. turned out nice. boss: got another one for you. anncr: at geico.com, its easy to get a free rate quote, manage your policy, make payments or even file a claim! boss: now thats a ringtone. gecko: uh yeah...its interesting.... certainly not the worst ringtone ive ever heard... ♪ ringtone lyrics: a-ringedy- ding-ding-dingy-dong, ringedy-dong-ding-ding... ♪ gecko (to himself): yeah, that might be the worst. anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% o...