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Remained there watching, the picture we get from the gospels was that most of his followers actually ran away and hid because they were afraid for their own safety. >> that should have been the end of the jesus story, and it might have been if not, the gospels tell us, for the women, namely mary magdalene, and mary, mother of jesus. three days after his death, they discovered his empty tomb. as he promised, jesus had risen from the dead. >> this is the key moment. what happened in the days after...

Boss: yknow, geico opened its doors back in 1936 and now were insuring over 18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when. gecko: ah, i still have nightmares. anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

Wait a minute, i said little. >> is it a little one? holy mackerel, larry, wow, wee. larry, have you ever seen an alligator that close? >> larry: no, ive never seen that many teeth. >> this is the alligator. watch this. he has two eyeliding. if they can show us on the camera, hes got two eyelids. watch this. see that. he can see you under water. when youre down there, you think hes not watching you, he can. he also hunts as our good conservationist steve irwin told us, he knows a lot about the c...

Theres a flock of them. in the swamps, theyll scream to attract a harem of females. >> larry: i do the same thing. >> once they do that, they protect them with these. they actually have weapons that have spurs on their wings. see these spurs -- >> look at this, larry, ive never seen this. look at this spur. look at that. >> larry: yeah, a spur. beautiful. >> oh, shoot. you got it again. >> that is sharp. go ahead and touch me if you dont believe me. >> larry: i believe you. bye, screamer, eat so...

>> turn him. i dont want larry to touch his head. its very poise announce. poisonous. its a neurotoxic poison, right, anita? >> exactly. they can go weeks without water. >> larry: do they live a long time? >> we dont know a whole lot about them in the wild. thats the crazy thing about them. >> larry, one thing to do, though, if the predators will come, theyll turn that tail, toward the predator, hell turn around, jerk it off and eat it while the runs away. im not making that up. >> heres the ven...