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On motorcycle insurance, rv, camper, boat insurance. nice work, everyone. exec: well, its easy for him. hes a cute little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny you should ask. cause actually, im from - anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save...

In investigations. the lid was blown open on a confidential report that wound up public. how did it happen, and who is on the list? are you getting enough sleep? theres a new study that shows it may depend on the state in which you press your head. like arkansas or louisiana. during this commercial break, we hope you weigh in on our are lined -- on-line poll. we will bring you the story. have discovered how easy it is to use legalzoom for important legal documents. so start your business, protec...

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En saving people money on car insurance for over 70 years. and who doesnt want value for their dollar? been true since the day i made my first dollar. where is that dollar? i got it out to show you... uhh... was it rather old and wrinkly? yeah, you saw it? umm fancy a crisp? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

Their children pornography under fire now. wait until you hear about the case that prompted this uproar. thats coming up in the next hour. boss: ah! thank goodness youre back. gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulp...

. boss: so words gettin out that geico can help people save in even more ways - on motorcycle insurance, rv, camper, boat insurance. nice work, everyone. exec: well, its easy for him. hes a cute little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny yo...