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Boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people about geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me. gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh dear. vo: geico. fifteen minutes could sav...

The nation sees what type of guy he is. he is welcome here. we invited him 100 times. he does not want to be held accountable for his actions. thank you. directly ahead ralph nader has words for president obama and dennis miller on models who say they are too hot because of global warming. all right. gecko: uh, you wanted to see me sir? boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people about geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust u...

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Boss: ah! thank gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. uh... yeah? you gonna ask him this t...

>> thats a fan. >> time now to move on. coming up a little later -- by the way -- >> oh, look at this. mika learning from scottie pippen. >> see what happens. >> hes nice. hes a good teacher. see what happens when "morning joe" shares the court with basketball legends scottie pippen and clyde drexler. lovely men. in a few minutes, harold ford jr. will be here. also, a look at morning papers from around the country. keep it right here on "morning joe." boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my w...

Umm fancy a crisp? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

Make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. . .

Gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. sean: tonight on our "great american panel," she is ...

About all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance."

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