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October 16, 2009
[screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent.
October 16, 2009
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October 16, 2009
Dallas. detroit. different rates. well with us, its the same flat rate. same flat rate. boston. boise? same flat rate. alabama. alaska? with priority mail flat rate boxes from the postal service. if it fits, it ships anywhere in the country for a low flat rate. dudes good. dudes real good. dudes. priority mail flat rate boxes only from the postal service. a simpler way to ship. [screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders differen...
October 16, 2009
That can nourish deep down. its the most effective natural nourishment ever. new dove deep moisture with nutriummoisture. superior natural nourishment for your skin. [screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent.
October 15, 2009
>> we can learn a lot from a dummy. so much so that they might have an airbag on your next flight . gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
October 15, 2009
Geicos been saving people money and who doesnt want value for their dollar? been true since the day i made my first dollar. where is that dollar? i got it out to show you... uhh... was it rather old and wrinkly? yeah, you saw it? umm fancy a crisp? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
October 15, 2009
Have a criteria, a standard, a bottom-line of integrity. it is not about the dollar. bill: the group rush limbaugh is with is already backing away. i do not think that is fair. you may disagree. however, there is something unsettling about this whole thing. punishing speech, even one provocative, is not what america is all about. in a moment, the legal options fo geicos been saving people money on car insurance for over 70 years. and who doesnt want value for their dollar? been true since the da...
October 14, 2009
You know, just to be safe i used fedex office print online. oh you did? yeah -- they printed and bound 20 copies of the presentation, shipped it to portland, theyre gonna be there waiting for us. thats a good idea. yeah. you have a nice flight. thank you. (announcer) print online...you upload your document -- well take care of the rest. (announcer) print online...you upload your document -- boon motorcycle insurance, rv,at geiccamper, boat insurance. nice work, everyone. exec: well, its easy for...
October 14, 2009
Legal business out of town? crossing the line you tell me, especially if these hard economic times, he is hiring folks when a all right of people are letting people go home. let me know what you think, twitter.msnbc.com. tamron, im ready to plead my case, i will take one chicago dog during this next break. coming up later in the show earthquake the truth about this bizarre phenomenon spotted in the skies over moscow. we are also keeping an eye on the stock market, minutes away from the closi...
October 14, 2009
So how come the malibu costs so little. its a chevy. you have cop hair. introducing the 60-day satisfaction guarantee. buy a new chevy if you dont love it, well take it back. boss: ah! thank gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hiss...