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October 13, 2009
Millions of americans each year, sometimes devastating results. it might be the thing of the past. much more in three minutes. gecko: uh, you wanted to see me sir? boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people out geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall back...
October 13, 2009
[screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent.
October 13, 2009
Boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people about geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me. gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh dear. vo: geico. fifteen minutes could sav...
October 13, 2009
And who doesnt want value for their dollar? been true since the day i made my first dollar. where is that dollar? i got it out to show you... uhh... was it rather old and wrinkly? yeah, you saw it? umm fancy a crisp? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
October 13, 2009
Girls. i can do something about it. and i do. that draws the ire of the other side, that threatens me. that is fine. it is fine because of one simple reason. i know you guys have my back. thank you for the honor. [applause] bill: a great night for me. next, pinheads and patriots with lady gaga and ralph lauren. boss: ah! thank goodness youre back. gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, c...
October 12, 2009
This is jim. he returns everything. keep your friends close and your receipts closer. and this is his new chevy, what sold you? i can return it. of course, now on top of chevys 5-year/100,000 mile powertrain warranty, theyre offering their 60-day satisfaction guarantee. now, when i buy a new chevy i can return it within 60 days if im not thrilled. just one problem... whats that? im thrilled. change is good jim. the 60-day satisfaction guarantee. from chevy. [screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screech...
October 12, 2009
Thanks ann curry. great interview and great report. straight ahead, "the washington post" eugene robinson, another great man. and also how can the u.s. get pakistan to operate in the fight against al qaeda. all this, next. stay watching "andrea mitchell reports." n rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me....
October 12, 2009
Or just one brita faucet filter. - ( plinks ) - brita. better for the environment and your wallet. - ( plinks ) - brita. boon motorcycle insurance, rv,at geiccamper, boat insurance. nice work, everyone. exec: well, its easy for him. hes a cute little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thoug...
October 12, 2009
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October 12, 2009
[screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent. has a way to get things cooking..... at home.