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You could politically capitalize on this much, given the unusual circumstances. >> well, c.c., we are waiting on the president to come out to the podium, his first statement since this big shocking announcement made regarding the nobel prize. we are going to a break and be back with our panel to discuss the presidents statement and the reaction to it. geicos been saving people money on car insurance for over 70 years. and who doesnt want value for their dollar? been true since the day i made my ...

The same benefits for partners? >> the president did what he could under the law to extent ben foits federal employees tichlts not up to the president to give health care benefits, domestic partnership benefits to federal employees. in that ceremony, he looked to joe lieberman and tammy baldwin and said he wantsed that legislation on his desk. he will get it there soon. >> to be continued. its going to be an interesting evening tomorrow night thanks for joining us. aim on dr im andrea mitche...

Gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny you should ask. cause actually, im from - anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

Boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. sean: and tonight in your america, some of the hot button political issues of late appear to have been ignored by the mainstream media. from tea parties to town halls, van jones to kevin jennings, some prominent media outlets, theyre nowhere to be found. so where is the outrage? joining me to talk about this

(announcer) we understand. boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people about geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me. gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh dear. vo: geico...

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Boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people about geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me. gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh dear. vo: geico. fifteen minutes could sav...

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