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October 6, 2009
Exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny you should ask. cause actually, im from - anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. jim: democrats in the senate recently introduced climate change legislation, and john stuart is having a little ...
October 6, 2009
. . gecko: uh, you wanted to see me sir? boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people about geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me. gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh d...
October 6, 2009
What does this possible behind- the-scenes battle mean for soldiers on the front line? bill: a first -- a florida grand mother suffers injuries suffered outside of her home from a pack of raccoons. have you heard of this before? >> we will never be absolutely sure, even if we capture a lot of raccoons, the they are the suspects. but they will be dealt with and tested. who wants to take a chance? do you see these children? boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all th...
October 5, 2009
Even kids know an offer shouldnt come ha, ha, ha... withidiculous conditions. why dont banks ? at ally bank our 9-month no penalty cd gives you a great rate with no fees for early withdrawal. its just the right thing to do. indulge in endless choices of your favorite shrimp. including new wood-grilled shrimp with a teriyaki glaze. its endless shrimp -- our best value of the year. now at red lobster. its endless shrimp -- our best value of the year. boss: ah! thank gecko: whats going on, sir? bos...
October 5, 2009
[screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent.
October 5, 2009
[barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent. with us now from washington, d.c., washington correspondent, ryan speechs story inside the crisis. and larry summers could be read. with unemployment around 10%. the administration is left arguing that not that jobs are being create...
October 5, 2009
About all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
October 5, 2009
[screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs how far can you see? at pnc, taking the long view is how we help you take the right path. even to change it when conditions demand. keeping you on the road to achieving your goals. its something weve been doing for over...
October 5, 2009
I was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll oo e the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
October 5, 2009
One of some surprise. -- before it wraps up, we have one more of some surprise. -- awesome surprise. y] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent.