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Shepard: top stories right away. first, for those of you desperately in need of new animals to give you nightmares. we present the fanged frog. this is one of 163 just discovered species from southeast asias may congress river region. the worldwide fund sent out this photo and notes that scientists have found this frog eats birds. also discovered, the gecko can w. characteristic spots down its body and tiger striped viper which we can assume would kill you by glancing in your general direction. ...

This previously undisclosed top level meeting on afghanistan. just how many troops we will be sending their. boss: so words gettin out that geico can help people save in even more ways - on motorcycle insurance, rv, camper, boat insurance. nice work, everyone. exec: well, its easy for him. hes a cute little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accen...

Boon motorcycle insurance, rv,at geiccamper, boat insurance. nice work, everyone. exec: well, its easy for him. hes a cute little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny you should ask. cause actually, im from - anncr: geico. fifteen minutes co...

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